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Bad Date

Sunday, November 28, 2010 10:30:50 AM

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Girls, you know you're on a bad date when...



You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey."

You've never heard someone speak with such passion about an ant farm.

He seems to know an awful lot about your shower routine.

Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2"

He's especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp.

He calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over.

He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer, twice.

The Smoke Theory Happy New Year, everybody! :hat:

Comments

Peterpman45 Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:12:20 AM

lol

Now make a new post: Boys, you know you're on a bad date when... cry

Dizzydolphin21 Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:30:40 AM

yes I have nothing to add.

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:45:02 AM

Originally posted by p.mansoor:

Now make a new post: Boys, you know you're on a bad date when... cry


Just change the 'he's to'she's p.

Bad WolfCois Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:38:43 PM

ooh.. He versus She.. devil

KYrenKYren Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:13:58 PM

I don't date. bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:30:09 PM

cathouse fella hmmm p

KYrenKYren Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:47:14 PM

Eh? *Googles*
No. p
Come and settle in my town and try to find a date. You'd get the answer. smile

Dacotah Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:54:55 PM

lol

DavidRavo Sunday, November 28, 2010 3:28:23 PM

Hahaha! lol

Bad WolfCois Sunday, November 28, 2010 9:51:08 PM

lol darnit. p thought I had ya. p and it's a no on the settling in your town then lol

Magsintothedeep Sunday, November 28, 2010 9:55:47 PM

This ain't no India, but I seem to have the same problem over here, Kiren.

Magsintothedeep Sunday, November 28, 2010 9:58:35 PM

Just thinking about such a date makes me nauseous yuck

Excuse me while I go lie down for awhile.

KarenNerak Sunday, November 28, 2010 10:39:04 PM

Why couldn't you have shared this list with me years ago? lol

H82typ Monday, November 29, 2010 2:12:53 AM

You wouldn't have listened, Karen. bigsmile

H82typ Monday, November 29, 2010 2:15:10 AM

Thanks, everyone for stopping by.

Dacotah Monday, November 29, 2010 4:04:56 AM

Hi Dennis, I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving.
smile

KYrenKYren Monday, November 29, 2010 4:21:48 AM

Try online dating, Mags. But first make sure you both have money to meet eachother IRL.

KarenNerak Monday, November 29, 2010 6:11:22 AM

Originally posted by H82typ:

You wouldn't have listened, Karen. bigsmile



You know me well! p


H82typ Monday, November 29, 2010 9:46:59 AM

@ Karen: lol Don't I, though! bigsmile

@Carol: how was yours? Mine was great! Had to work Wednesday day, til 5:30 pm at the auto parts store, the bakery was closed Wed. night. I switched my Sunday off for Thursday, because there aren't any adjustments on a holiday, so I got 2 days in a row off! bigsmile party happy

Dacotah Monday, November 29, 2010 2:17:35 PM

Hi Dennis, party Glad to hear that it was great and you had two days off. Did you sleep a lot or were you wondering what the heck? bigsmile
Mine was great, got to watch Destiny.
happy heart

H82typ Monday, November 29, 2010 3:41:39 PM

lol I zzz so much, I won't take off til Christmas! Destiny's growing like a weed, isn't she?! bigsmile

Dacotah Monday, November 29, 2010 4:04:10 PM

lol Glad you slept a lot, you sure need a lot of rest.

She sure is. Just can't wait until she starts talking, the little stinker. bigsmile

DeeDeeTogaOga Monday, November 29, 2010 7:12:29 PM

oh thats bad

H82typ Monday, November 29, 2010 11:46:48 PM

lol Yeah, but funny, too. wink I like the standoff one.

@ Carol: Once my daughter started talking, I'd threaten her with duct tape if she didn't shut up. It never worked. The threat, not the duct tape. lol

Dacotah Tuesday, November 30, 2010 12:32:37 AM

lol
I just can not wait, I hope Destiny never shuts up. bigsmile

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:13:09 AM

for the sake of tim...i hope that one of these days my oldest learns the difference between quiet and just "being in site" but .....lol

KimberlySqueakeyCat Tuesday, November 30, 2010 3:48:48 AM

lol lol lol lol lol

MettePusilille Friday, December 31, 2010 1:12:13 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR DENNIS
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Peterpman45 Friday, December 31, 2010 1:45:53 PM

Happy New Year Dennis. cheers

KimberlySqueakeyCat Friday, December 31, 2010 2:20:05 PM

galadriel Saturday, April 16, 2011 10:06:40 AM

I'd think an ant farm was kind of cool

H82typ Saturday, April 16, 2011 9:16:15 PM

Well, how obsessive would you be about it? worried

H82typ Sunday, April 17, 2011 12:42:20 AM

@ Peter: Here you go:
Guys you know you're on a bad date when:

She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."

All she talks about is how great it is working for Heidi Fleiss.

You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.

She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.

She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".

"Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"

She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about me. What do you think about me?"

Peterpman45 Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:18:50 AM

lol

Love the one with a steak knife. chef

H82typ Sunday, April 17, 2011 6:19:14 PM

Kind of redefines "extreme dating", no? lol

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, April 22, 2011 7:45:35 PM

*has flashback to to film, "Fatal Attraction"* scared.

Peterpman45 Friday, April 22, 2011 7:53:37 PM

Could not sit still to watch that movie. I don't know why?

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, April 23, 2011 7:00:35 AM

I was a teenager back then. Watching that movie was mandatory teenage viewing. p.

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