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Monday, February 28, 2011 8:31:01 PM

Dear Twilight fans,
You don't realize that vampires, being dead, have no blood running through they're veins so they can't get an erection.

Fantasize about that. lol




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Comments

Lulixxylu Monday, February 28, 2011 8:45:44 PM

Weeeeell....this was explained by the author....
But i can't remember cause i was just thinking about erections.

Dacotah Monday, February 28, 2011 9:13:13 PM

zip
pssst That zip looks bad.

whistle bigsmile

H82typ Monday, February 28, 2011 9:22:16 PM

: zip: doesn't work anymore. sad

H82typ Monday, February 28, 2011 9:24:11 PM

@ Lu: Did you have a specific erection in mind? flirt lol

H82typ Monday, February 28, 2011 9:31:54 PM

@ 52.5 years old, it would not suprise me to meet the woman of my dreams, only to not be able to "rise" to the occasion. I have nightmares about that. Even though a true SO isn't on the horizon. sad

Lulixxylu Monday, February 28, 2011 10:33:49 PM

Maybe we should get together. Guys never rise to the occasion for me so i'm fine with it up

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, February 28, 2011 11:10:35 PM

lol lol

You just killed many a pre-teens hopes.

Dacotah Monday, February 28, 2011 11:12:25 PM

Confused, it did when I typed it. Right click on it and it says zip for image properties. Put your : closer to the Z Dennis.

Magsintothedeep Monday, February 28, 2011 11:37:56 PM

Originally posted by Dacotah:

Put your : closer to the Z Dennis.



That sounds like it would hurt!!

H82typ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 1:02:23 AM

zip left nope still renders as :awww

H82typ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 1:08:25 AM

and boy, did that hurt.

Dacotah Tuesday, March 1, 2011 4:43:21 AM

This is awww this is zip

Yours is zip Dennis, right click and choose Image Properties.
Guess it's their new zip smilie.

H82typ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 5:18:20 AM

No right click on a phone, Carol. sad and now I can't see any smilies. rolleyes

Dacotah Tuesday, March 1, 2011 5:46:04 AM

Oh, sorry Dennis.

H82typ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 1:17:37 PM

No the zip still retains the properties of that smiley, it's rendering wrong. For me, at least.

Dacotah Tuesday, March 1, 2011 4:43:29 PM

That's odd, may-be on the phone it does.
Looking at it on the computer screen it shows up as zip, it just doesn't have a zipper mouth anymore and looks sorta like the awww. Here's the awww and here's the zip
Can you see the difference now?

Dacotah Tuesday, March 1, 2011 4:44:07 PM

The zip looks liked the worried smilie to me.
worried worried one
the zip one
zip

Magsintothedeep Tuesday, March 1, 2011 5:54:34 PM

They both look like worried smilies to me.

Here's my zip What do you see?

Dacotah Tuesday, March 1, 2011 6:42:11 PM

It does look like the worried smilie even though the properties says zip.

H82typ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 7:38:41 PM

worried = zip. I thought it was awww, sorry. This happened when they updated myopera. irked

Mad Scientistqlue Tuesday, March 1, 2011 8:12:42 PM

a Google search took me way off track. left.
http://slidefinder.net/d/direct_detection_dark_matter_cdms/23525580

Dacotah Tuesday, March 1, 2011 10:23:52 PM

That's okay Dennis.
Odd that when I type in zip it says zip but looks like worried.

H82typ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 11:17:24 PM

bigeyes Aadil! How did you get there from here? lol

selurus Wednesday, March 2, 2011 4:32:32 AM

zip

selurus Wednesday, March 2, 2011 4:34:17 AM

oh no zip smilies for phonies. sad

Dacotah Wednesday, March 2, 2011 5:19:35 AM

Not just for phonies, computer users to.

kalynka Wednesday, March 2, 2011 8:00:22 AM

awww But love does wonders even to vampires banana

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, March 4, 2011 10:15:29 PM

The beauty about Google is that it does not consider the context of your search. So searching for 'zip smiley' can bring up totally un related results. lol.

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, July 17, 2011 7:56:51 PM

Originally posted by Dennis:

Fantasize about that. lol


Women do fantasize about other things than erections, you know. wink

http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/807290/tiwlight.jpg -
p

H82typ Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:02:51 PM

lol *pours a saucer of warm milk for the Kitty* bigsmile

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:35:29 PM

That's much better, thank you very much. <purrrrrrrr> happy

musebarefoot_muse Sunday, July 24, 2011 1:38:13 AM

I can't believe I'm going to admit to knowing this, *headinhands*

but those particular vampires have venom in place of bodily fluids, I'm not sure if it could work with no circulation . . . however, also not sure if they need circulation as their bodies are written as harder diamonds . . . no comment on that.

I've read other vampires are described as having a physical will over their bodies and bodily err functions, which would more effectively rule out the circulatory system requirements.

*Returns to fangirl closet*


H82typ Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:40:52 AM

lol *nods* I'm familiar with the legends, too. bigsmile Glad to see you! *takes door off 'fangirl closet' hinges* p

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