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Kids _do_ say the darndest things!

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My daughter turned 21 over the Summer, and I couldn't wait to share this story with _her_ friends! :left:
When Kristina was 4 or 5, she went to town with her mother. They were food shopping, I'm sure, and Deb had to make a deposit at the bank to put what cash she didn't need into our account. Kristina was in a fussy mood all day and really acted up in line. Deb kept shushing her, escalating to threats of varying degrees of 'privleges' taken away for the next week. Finally Deb couldn't take anymore, reached out, grabbed Kristina by the arm and told her,very quietly," If you don't start behaving this instant, I'm going to have daddy blister your butt when he gets home!"
She said this in a most threatening tone so that Kristina could see that she was serious.
Without batting an eye, Kristina looked up at Deb and said in the same tone of voice,but much louder, "If _you_ don't let go of my arm this instant, I'm telling grandma I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee last night! "
Well! Y'all know how quiet banks are, right? Deb swears that the tellers stopped counting money, and that every eye was fastened on this little battle of wills. She was next in line. What should she do?
She kept hold of Kristina's arm and marched her to the car.
Deb swears as the doors closed she heard the entire bank(mostly women) erupt into laughter!:D :lol:

August 24th, 1958Y!mail v me

Comments

Carol 29. December 2007, 18:07

:lol:

Kimmie 29. December 2007, 18:15

:eyes: :yikes: :lol:

~ Callya ~ 29. December 2007, 18:54

ROTFLMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: i would have died there and then :lol:

Cois 29. December 2007, 19:32

:lol: omg that is death by child..:lol:

Dennis 29. December 2007, 20:26

Glad y'all enjoyed it. :D I know I did!:lol:

Cois 29. December 2007, 20:35

:lol: cracks me up even more now..:lol:

~ Callya ~ 29. December 2007, 20:51

:lol::lol:

r♡se 29. December 2007, 22:34

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's hilarious!

Dennis 30. December 2007, 02:30

:D You know she never set foot in that branch again! :lol:

Carol 30. December 2007, 04:10

Awww, poor Dennis, did you have an owie on your pee-pee so she kissed it all better? :D

~ Callya ~ 30. December 2007, 04:34

:eyes: :lol::lol:

Carol 30. December 2007, 04:35

:D

Dennis 30. December 2007, 05:36

:zip::happy:

Carol 30. December 2007, 05:58

:lol: :D

Kimmie 30. December 2007, 08:12

:eyes: Carol! :lol:

~ Callya ~ 30. December 2007, 08:25

Carol's becoming very naughty, don't ya'll think :lol: ...I like it!:devil:

Kimmie 30. December 2007, 09:23

Yes, me too! It's great!

Carol 30. December 2007, 12:24

Who me? What ever do you mean? I'm a sweet

Dennis 30. December 2007, 13:20

Actually, I got it caught in my zipper. :left: :lol:
At 5, I don't think _Kristina_ would've believed that! :lol:

Carol 30. December 2007, 13:22

Why wouldn't she, at 5 they still believe kisses help stop the hurt from owies? :D

r♡se 30. December 2007, 13:26

:eyes: What...? You mean they don't Carol?

Carol 30. December 2007, 13:27

:confused: Dennis said she wouldn't of, I asked why wouldn't she beleive it? :eyes: :smile:

r♡se 30. December 2007, 13:29

Yeah, I meant kisses don't help stop the hurt from owies...? p:

Carol 30. December 2007, 13:30

Oh I :eyes:...Well, that all depends on how good the kisses are Rose-Marie. p: :D

~ Callya ~ 30. December 2007, 14:20

:lol: Whose been telling you kisses are the only way owies will get better Rose?:left:

Attila 30. December 2007, 16:06

:lol:

r♡se 30. December 2007, 16:58

Carol - :lol: That's probably true... p:

Callya - :sherlock: p:

Carol 30. December 2007, 17:00

:lol: p: :D

~ Callya ~ 30. December 2007, 18:24

:rolleyes: very naughty girls here!p:

Carol 30. December 2007, 20:44

p: :D

Christopher DaSilva 30. December 2007, 21:54

:lol: Kids are amazing! :D

Charlie 31. December 2007, 05:01

wooooooow! (Where are the pics of Kristina? :wink: )

Karen 31. December 2007, 06:24

:lol: That's hilarious!

Dennis 31. December 2007, 15:22

:lol:I'm glad you liked it, K!:D either snapfish or...or... one of those other online photo services:happy:

Karen 31. December 2007, 21:08

Wow...I just realized that your kid is only 5 years older than mine! :eyes: Now I KNOW I'm old! :cry:


(Just teasin'...as usual. :devil: )

Dennis 31. December 2007, 23:07

:lol: I _thought_ I saw a gray hair! I did! I DID!:D

Karen 31. December 2007, 23:21

You saw more than one! :irked: I've been blaming them on my kids, but..uh...well, I guess it's just because I'm old. :frown:

By the way - can I borrow your tube of Ben Gay? My hip is killin' me! :wink:

Dennis 31. December 2007, 23:49

Try this stuff called Orudis KT, if your serious. It's available over the counter, and it's great stuff! It's a non-steroidal anti-inflamatory, NSAID for short. Like Advil, Aleve, Tylenol, even aspirin, watch your alcohol intake- it'll make your stomach bleed. I used it before I went 'script' for my arthritis. Now they're talking about surgery to scrape the schmutz out of the joints...:yikes:


:hat:Happy New Year, y'all!:hat:

Carol 31. December 2007, 23:54

Karen 31. December 2007, 23:55

I wasn't serious, but I'll keep that info on file in case I end up with hip problems. Thanks! :yes:

Happy New Year, Dennis! :D

Dennis 1. January 2008, 04:12

Thanks,Carol!:yes: You too, Karen!:D

Carol 1. January 2008, 06:23

You are welcome Dennis :smile:

Karen 1. January 2008, 06:44

No problemo, you big lug. :wink:

Dennis 1. January 2008, 06:54

:happy::D

Nigel Cliff 1. January 2008, 12:15

Aint kids wonderful,mine (now 21 & 18) nerver dropped me in it that badly but there have been times when drowning them at birth suddenly seemed a great idea

Dennis 1. January 2008, 12:26

Mine (Kristina and her 2 brothers by different men) never got that bad. There were several times that I fervently wished that Valium came in childrens dosages. :left:

theoddbod 1. January 2008, 14:59

:lol:

☜☞Sarah☜☞ 1. January 2008, 19:47

Happy New Year D!
:hat:

Dennis 1. January 2008, 21:18

You too,Sarah! :hat::D

☜☞Sarah☜☞ 1. January 2008, 23:26

wine thanks :drunk:

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