A wicked sense of humour
Tuesday, 7. April 2009, 23:42:38
"Daddy," she said, "Guess who I saw today?!" She says this with this Southern accent that has always driven me to distraction - it makes me smile, coming out of her mouth.
"Why, I don't know, Precious." Her real name is Kristina. Kristina Elizabeth when she's done something wrong. "Who?"
She says,"No,Daddy, you gotta guess!"
Well, at this point, we're strapped in, driving down the road, so -what better way to spent the 7 minute drive to the house than to play an impromptu guessing game with an 8 year old.
Well! We get home, get her and the groceries out of the car, all the while playing this guessing game. When we get in the house, I remind her about the bathroom. She doesn't need reminding, because at this point she's doing the pee-pee dance, and says, "No, Daddy! Not til you guess!"
"Ah, honey," I say, "I give up! Who did you see today?"
With a grin that's halfway between
People, I'll tell you what: Very rarely am I speechless in real life.
I
I started laughing. Belly laughs that came straight from my soul.
Then she peed on the kitchen floor.
*shrug* I cleaned it up while she was in the shower.
Wonder where she got that joke from...
Hope this works
http://vuclip.com/w?cid=2951897&p=0&frm=s















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Dacotah # 7. April 2009, 23:46
Dacotah # 7. April 2009, 23:48
H82typ # 7. April 2009, 23:56
SqueakeyCat # 8. April 2009, 02:23
Javaen # 8. April 2009, 02:35
I could so see Ava doing something like that. And the way you handled it was so sweet!
I frankly thought we were gonna get a fire story!
The clip worked for me.
If that happened at a funeral I attended, I'd probably pee my own pants!
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 02:46
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 03:15
If you want to go 'in search of', the terms are ray stevens "Sittin up with the dead"
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 03:17
Marike79 # 8. April 2009, 04:43
Nerak # 8. April 2009, 10:12
Awesome story, Dennis!
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 10:57
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 11:07
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 11:45
SqueakeyCat # 8. April 2009, 16:07
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 16:52
@ Carol: Idk why you're getting that. Try going to youtube, then to my page (H82typ). It's in my playlist.
intothedeep # 8. April 2009, 17:14
Aw.
*does a little ditty*
*hug*
Carol, I got that same video, but was able to find it on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNmcB50NALQ
Funny video
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 17:23
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 17:34
intothedeep # 8. April 2009, 17:38
Aw. Dennis.
Nerak # 8. April 2009, 17:59
Nice of Mags to post it!
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 18:16
Dennis, that song reminds me of what happened to me when I saw my first dead person in a coffin.
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 18:26
Ok, Carol, spill it!
@Karen: I tried to get youtube, vidclip full site, but they were being ornery.
I didn't think of asking someone with a pc to look.
Nerak # 8. April 2009, 18:30
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 20:55
Like I said, my first time in a funeral home and first time seeing a dead person. I was looking at him in the coffin and my mom was back farther talking to the funeral director. All of a sudden the dead guy moaned,
My friend worked in the hospital and said alot of people that just died will sit up and open there eyes and moan.
p.mansoor # 8. April 2009, 21:57
I'll have to upgrade my flash player first before the video will work.
I'll be back soon.
intothedeep # 8. April 2009, 22:12
Technically, that's caused by a lot of gas and sometimes bodily fluids
The video reminded me of funerals I went to long ago. They were terribly morbid. All of the older women would dress in black, with big hats, and nets covering their faces. Sobbing. God forbid you uttered a sound
Now a days, they're more like reunions
At least in my circle, it's like this
p.mansoor # 8. April 2009, 22:25
So he is still going strong after all these years.
Dacotah # 8. April 2009, 22:39
intothedeep # 8. April 2009, 22:46
H82typ # 8. April 2009, 23:29
Originally posted by intothedeep:
Javaen # 9. April 2009, 02:21
It is a monumental day!
It feels odd. And nice. In a "remember this feeling cuz it ain't ever gonna happen again unless Dennis posts another vid clip" kind of way.
Pusilille # 9. April 2009, 06:07
A very well known kind of funny gags from my own kids when they were small
But all the same... your storry made me really laugh!
Like I was there and could see your face! And hers
Dacotah # 9. April 2009, 06:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNmcB50NALQ
Pusilille # 9. April 2009, 06:54
What a hystericly funny video Carol!!
I will never sit up with the dead if THIS is going to happen!!!
H82typ # 9. April 2009, 07:28
Nice avatar, btw!
@Mette: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dacotah # 9. April 2009, 07:48
Thank you.
H82typ # 9. April 2009, 08:08
Dacotah # 9. April 2009, 08:49
intothedeep # 9. April 2009, 16:54
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Cois # 10. April 2009, 09:27
H82typ # 10. April 2009, 12:02