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A wicked sense of humour

  So my daughter (the apple of my eye, by the way) was in first or second grade when I picked her up from aftercare. She was pretty much always a happy child, for which I'm eternally greatful. One particular day, there was a twinkle in her eye that I just didn't understand.
 "Daddy," she said, "Guess who I saw today?!" She says this with this Southern accent that has always driven me to distraction - it makes me smile, coming out of her mouth.
 "Why, I don't know, Precious." Her real name is Kristina. Kristina Elizabeth when she's done something wrong. "Who?"
She says,"No,Daddy, you gotta guess!"
Well, at this point, we're strapped in, driving down the road, so -what better way to spent the 7 minute drive to the house than to play an impromptu guessing game with an 8 year old. :D I round up all the usual suspects, Grandma, Grandpa, people she knows from the neighborhood and move on to less probable entities like the Easter bunny, Elsie the Cow (the Borden icon, cow ) and on, and on. With each increasingly improbable suggestion she giggles harder and harder. I realize suddenly that she has to pee, and tell her as soon as we get home to run to the bathroom.
 Well! We get home, get her and the groceries out of the car, all the while playing this guessing game. When we get in the house, I remind her about the bathroom. She doesn't need reminding, because at this point she's doing the pee-pee dance, and says, "No, Daddy! Not til you guess!"
 "Ah, honey," I say, "I give up! Who did you see today?"
 With a grin that's halfway between :D and a grimace, doing the pee-pee dance, with, at this point, her hands between her legs, she looks me right in the eyes and says, "Everybody. I. looked. at."
 People, I'll tell you what: Very rarely am I speechless in real life.
I :yikes: She :eyes:
 I started laughing. Belly laughs that came straight from my soul. :lol: So did she. :lol:
Then she peed on the kitchen floor. :left:
*shrug* I cleaned it up while she was in the shower. :love:

Wonder where she got that joke from...

Hope this works
http://vuclip.com/w?cid=2951897&p=0&frm=s

Songs You Love To Hate, U.S. version.Dead phones aren't much fun.

Comments

Dacotah 7. April 2009, 23:46

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

Dacotah 7. April 2009, 23:48

A polka clip? I can not understand what they are saying. I don't know their language.

H82typ 7. April 2009, 23:56

A polka clip?! No! I wouldn't do that to anyone, Carol! :lol:

SqueakeyCat 8. April 2009, 02:23

I love it

Javaen 8. April 2009, 02:35

This story made me laugh so hard! :lol: :faint:

I could so see Ava doing something like that. And the way you handled it was so sweet!

I frankly thought we were gonna get a fire story! P:

The clip worked for me. :yes: I knew it would.
If that happened at a funeral I attended, I'd probably pee my own pants! :yikes:

Dacotah 8. April 2009, 02:46

Did you try the link Dennis? I goes to some weird band.

H82typ 8. April 2009, 03:15

The link works for me Carol. I'll post an alternate link later.
 If you want to go 'in search of', the terms are ray stevens "Sittin up with the dead" :lol:

Dacotah 8. April 2009, 03:17

Is this the band you see Dennis?

Marike79 8. April 2009, 04:43

:lol: loved the story!! :love:

Nerak 8. April 2009, 10:12

:lol: That's hysterical! I can totally picture her standing there all frustrated & having to pee...and then hear the belly laugh you let out once she finally reveals the answer to you! Hahahaha! :lol:

Awesome story, Dennis! :yes:

H82typ 8. April 2009, 10:57

:D Thanks, everyone! I think between the look on my face and my laughter, she relaxxed a little and... *shrug* :lol: Anyone else have trouble viewing the vid? :worried:

H82typ 8. April 2009, 11:07

No, Carol. Absolutely not! :sherlock:

Dacotah 8. April 2009, 11:45

Well that's where the link you gave goes too.

SqueakeyCat 8. April 2009, 16:07

It worked good for me on my cell, I got Ray Stevens

H82typ 8. April 2009, 16:52

Thanks Kim!

@ Carol: Idk why you're getting that. Try going to youtube, then to my page (H82typ). It's in my playlist. :smile:

intothedeep 8. April 2009, 17:14

:lol: :lol:

Aw. :lol: Great story, Dennis! :yes: So glad you posted it!

*does a little ditty*

:sst: I bet Kristina sure felt good when she finally let it all out p: :D

*hug*

Carol, I got that same video, but was able to find it on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNmcB50NALQ

Funny video :lol:



Dacotah 8. April 2009, 17:23

Thank you Mags.

H82typ 8. April 2009, 17:34

Thanks Mags! :D For everything! :love:

intothedeep 8. April 2009, 17:38

No problem, Carol :up:

Aw. Dennis. :love:

Nerak 8. April 2009, 17:59

Perhaps you've gotta have a cell phone to get the proper linkage, because I got the same page Carol got. :smile:

Nice of Mags to post it! :yes:

Dacotah 8. April 2009, 18:16

Mags :smile:

Dennis, that song reminds me of what happened to me when I saw my first dead person in a coffin. :faint:

H82typ 8. April 2009, 18:26

No matter how many funerals I go to, if I look at the body long enough it seems to be breathing. I know it's a hallucination, but... :eek:
 Ok, Carol, spill it! :D

@Karen: I tried to get youtube, vidclip full site, but they were being ornery. :irked:
 I didn't think of asking someone with a pc to look. :zzz:

Nerak 8. April 2009, 18:30

Hehe...no biggie. :D

Dacotah 8. April 2009, 20:55

Well, my mom and I went to the funeral home to see this old guy that died.
Like I said, my first time in a funeral home and first time seeing a dead person. I was looking at him in the coffin and my mom was back farther talking to the funeral director. All of a sudden the dead guy moaned, :yikes: and then his chest moved up and down. Ok by this time, I'm pointing at him and walking backwards towards my mom and the funeral director trying to speak "A A A hehe hehe is aaalivve.." my mom got mad at me and said "Sssh" Sssh? Why only me, you, the funeral director and the guy that's in the coffin that's supose to be dead but isn't and I'm whispering anyways. I said to her "Buuttt buuttt he's alive, he is moaning and his chest is going "I motioned with my hand over my chest in an up and down motion.". Mom said don't be silly. That's when the funeral director told her they do that, that I was hearing and seeing it right. :faint:
My friend worked in the hospital and said alot of people that just died will sit up and open there eyes and moan. :yikes: :faint:

p.mansoor 8. April 2009, 21:57

:up: Nice story Dennis.
I'll have to upgrade my flash player first before the video will work.
I'll be back soon. :wait:

intothedeep 8. April 2009, 22:12

@ Carol

:lol:

Technically, that's caused by a lot of gas and sometimes bodily fluids :yuck: being expelled from the body. Usually, after embalming, you don't see that. Maybe the old man was never embalmed. Don't think it's legally required. I don't want to be embalmed *shudders* That whole concept completely grosses me out!!!

The video reminded me of funerals I went to long ago. They were terribly morbid. All of the older women would dress in black, with big hats, and nets covering their faces. Sobbing. God forbid you uttered a sound :eek:

Now a days, they're more like reunions :smile: "Hey, Uncle Joe, how the hell ya doing? Nice to see ya!" Lots of :lol:

At least in my circle, it's like this :D

p.mansoor 8. April 2009, 22:25

Just switched to the IE8 browser and that worked.
:D Still remember his first hit. The Streak.
So he is still going strong after all these years. :psmurf:

Dacotah 8. April 2009, 22:39

Yes he was embalmed, weird huh?

intothedeep 8. April 2009, 22:46

:eyes: :faint:

H82typ 8. April 2009, 23:29

Originally posted by intothedeep:


:eyes: :faint:

Javaen 9. April 2009, 02:21

This the very first post that I, but a mere phonie, could watch and see something correctly while all around me, people floundered and flustered. :faint:

It is a monumental day! :eyes:

It feels odd. And nice. In a "remember this feeling cuz it ain't ever gonna happen again unless Dennis posts another vid clip" kind of way. :yes:

Pusilille 9. April 2009, 06:07

(no, I can not see any video, just the same Carol saw)

A very well known kind of funny gags from my own kids when they were small :D :smile:
But all the same... your storry made me really laugh! :D :D
Like I was there and could see your face! And hers

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 06:46

CLick this link Mags found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNmcB50NALQ

Pusilille 9. April 2009, 06:54

Sittin' Up With The Dead
What a hystericly funny video Carol!! :D :D
I will never sit up with the dead if THIS is going to happen!!!:faint:

H82typ 9. April 2009, 07:28

:lol: Thank you Carol!
Nice avatar, btw!

@Mette: I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 07:48

You are welcome Dennis, did you read my story?
Thank you. :D

H82typ 9. April 2009, 08:08

Haven't got to it yet. Later this a.m. :wink:

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 08:49

The one in your comment box you haven't gotten to yet. Ok. :smile:

intothedeep 9. April 2009, 16:54

*giggles*

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 17:00

:D

intothedeep 9. April 2009, 17:01

The avatar is adorable!

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 17:03

Thank you Mags :happy:

intothedeep 9. April 2009, 17:14

You're welcome! :smile:

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 17:15

:happy:

intothedeep 9. April 2009, 17:24

Show off! p:

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 17:28

?

intothedeep 9. April 2009, 17:32

I'm just jealous of your cute avatar. :heart:

Dacotah 9. April 2009, 17:35

Oh, sorry.
:heart:

Cois 10. April 2009, 09:27

:lol: that's so cute p: she gots you good p:

H82typ 10. April 2009, 12:02

:D Yeah, she did! I never expected that, never saw it coming! It was great! :lol:

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