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The Smoke Theory of Electric Circuits

Electrical Theory by Joseph Lucas

Positive ground depends upon proper circuit functioning, the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral manifestation known as "smoke". Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work; we know this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of the electrical system, it stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through empirical testing.

When, for example, the smoke escapes from an electrical component (i.e., say, a Lucas voltage regulator), it will be observed that the component stops working. The function of the wire harness is to carry the smoke from one device to another; when the wire harness "springs a leak", and lets all the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterwards. Starter motors were frowned upon in British Automobiles for some time, largely because they consume large quantities of smoke, requiring very large wires.

It has been noted that Lucas components are possibly more prone to electrical leakage than Bosch or generic Japanese electrics. Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British and all things British leak. British engines leak oil, shock absorbers, hydraulic forks and disk brakes leak fluid, British tyres leak air and the British defense establishment leaks secrets...so, naturally, British electrics leak smoke.

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Subject: SMOKE

When wires smoke, how come the smoke is not the same color as the wire?

This is not completely true. When the smoke is in the wire, it is under pressure (called voltage). The pressure difference causes the color to change from the normal color we are used to. Not unlike the blood in our veins and arteries changing color due to the oxygen content. When the smoke escapes the wire and is exposed to air, the pressure is released, and the color reverts back to what we commonly recognize as smoke. The wire then changes to the color of the smoke that escaped.

I hope this helps you understand.


I would only question the last sentence of that description. It has been my experience that the wire turns a color directly oposite of the smoke.

Not always true, I think it must depend on the composition of the smoke in question.


I should have made it a little clearer; the color the wire becomes, is directly proportional to the escape velocity of the smoke. Higher velocities generate higher heat. This heat tends to burn the wire and affect the coloring. The statement was meant to be a generalization, indicating the fact that the color of the wire does infact change. Sorry for the miscomunication.

I was speaking of electrcal smoke which is generally white. The spent smoke casing generally assumes a color somewhat near black after the smoke leaves.

I can't stand it anymore! If, as you say, light bulbs suck up darkness and convert it to smoke which is transmitted (via wire) to a power source for recycling...why do car batteries go dead when lights are left on? Do car batteries (and flashlight batteries for that matter) have a limited amount of storage capability? Is it like a hard drive that gets so full that you have to double-space and then lose all data?

Now you're getting it.......

I thought you guys were smarter than this. Of course the battery stores the smoke. In fact it can store so much smoke that if you open the top and light a match, the resulting explosion can do serious damage. I'm sure you are aware that usually where there's smoke there's fire. If you connect the battery to a charger, the smoke is then returned to the wire (Remember, a light bulb wont work unless it is connected to a wire system) for the utility companies to use. Your hard drive analogy is a very good example.

Our hardware guys might be onto something in their quest for superior wiring. I have noticed the unique method of of series/parallel wiring the power strips on our systems seems to prevent the smoke from getting out of the wires. A "Smoke Loop" of sorts. In the case of the "smoked" workstation recently, you should notice that this was a conventional single power strip installation.

Since color is percieved by the cone shaped receptors in our eyes, and cones require more light that their rod shaped counterparts. Is the sky blue at night?

At night the process including contraction of the pupil is visual purple by which the eye adapts to conditions of increased illumination when facing 300 candle power redeflecting devices.

Since there is a spectrum of light that we as humans cannot see, I support the theory that everything is going up in smoke, we just can't see it. This may explain why the neighbors dog barks for no apparant reason.

I think your basic understanding of smoke systems is remarkable. However I find a flaw with your theory. The battery is a reusable storage device for smoke. therefore, one would assume that some sort of one way valve (we can call it a diode) should be needed to prevent pressure flooding back into the system while at rest. Unlike the A/C system, the smoke system is collecting darkness at the headlights and converting it to smoke. This causes the system to fill up. The battery can contain much higher pressures and volumes than the wires. If this pressure exceeds the capacity of the wire, it will cause a rupture as you described. The rupture can be controlled by a sacraficial device known as a fuse. But this still doesn't eliminate the problem. Perhaps a two way valve (zener diode) is used to allow a small amount of pressure to return to the system, and partially equalize. I find this theory unlikely though, due to the increase in the force required to start the pump (which is now under pressure) working again...

The smoke continues circulating through the system, due to the pressure differential in the battery (smoke pressure/vacuum reservoir). When the reservoir becomes depleted, the pressure simply equalizes everywhere in the system (similar to an A/C system when it's turned off) and stuff just wont work. Notice the relations: Work (W) = Force (F) x Distance (D); Force (F) = total difference in pressure (Dp) x Area (A). Therefore, the work done in a pressure system is: Dp x A x D. If the pressure differential (Dp) is reduced to zero then W = 0 x A x D = 0.

The smoke only escapes the wires when a path is created between the pressure differential areas (@ either the reservoir or the pump) that has too little restriction. When this happens, the smoke travels through the wires so fast that the friction between the smoke and the outer walls of the wiring heats the wires until they rupture. The smoke continues to escape until its pressure is equalized with the atmosphere, or until the conduit that provides the path between pressure areas is severed. When this happens, the sudden drop in pressure allows the wires to "collapse" slightly and, being soo hot, as the edges of the ruptures and severed ends touch, the material becomes fused, sealing the system and retaining the remaining smoke.

Don't forget, when the system is at rest, all the valves, (switches and relays) are closed, keeping the pressure areas separated. When restarting the pump, as long as everything is OK, the smoke pressure is equal on both sides of the pump and there is no net force on the pump when it begins operating again. Also, within the pump there are pressure/volume actuated one-way valves with restrictors built in, arranged in such a way that they keep excess smoke volume recirculating through an integral smoke loop, which maintains the pressure within manageable limits.

The excess smoke, created by the light/smoke converters (headlights and other darkness absorbing devices), is changed back to darkness and dissipated in small unit concentrations so its dark effect is not locally observed. The smoke pump impeller (stator), converts smoke into magnetic flux which does work on the engine. Some of the excess work energy is dissipated through the cooling system and exhaust in the form of heat, while the remaining work energy is converted back to smoke and distributed evenly in small concentrations as you drive. This maintains the total quantity of smoke in the system at an average that does not change over time.

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Comments

H82typ Monday, October 18, 2010 1:17:02 AM

bigsmile lol

Magsintothedeep Monday, October 18, 2010 9:07:33 PM

scared My freakin aching head! lol

Good luck with the discussions to follow! up

KarenNerak Monday, October 18, 2010 10:01:47 PM

bigeyes

Magsintothedeep Monday, October 18, 2010 10:12:02 PM

lol

Dacotah Monday, October 18, 2010 10:41:35 PM

Hi Dennis, long time no see. Glad you are back.
Almost had a house fire the other day. One outlet box's wires got overheated and burned. Thank God the breaker box wouldn't turn it back on. Phew.

KarenNerak Tuesday, October 19, 2010 1:02:40 AM

Originally posted by Dacotah:

One outlet box's wires got overheated and burned.


OMG! yikes I'm so happy that you're okay! heart Close call...thank God that's all it was.

Phantom2 Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:09:09 AM

Ok, let me see if I have this correct. The...uh...basically what you're saying is....I mean....I'll get back to ya.........

theoddbod Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:56:20 AM

I think you're blowing smoke up our asses...and I don't need recharging that way scared

H82typ Tuesday, October 19, 2010 9:21:19 AM

bigeyes glad Thank God that's all that burnt, Carol! worried

H82typ Tuesday, October 19, 2010 9:28:16 AM

Hey,P2 and Mart! bigsmile check this out! lol
http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl Tuesday, October 19, 2010 11:53:05 AM

Very interesting. But there's no mention of the distinctive sound that escaping smoke makes. confused

Or the strong allergic reaction that people have to escaping smoke. yikes

Dacotah Tuesday, October 19, 2010 2:09:16 PM

Thanks Dennis. Me to.

Peterpman45 Tuesday, October 19, 2010 2:16:49 PM

lol
So that's why a few of my circuits went up in smoke. I don't know where the "Bang" came from or the flash of light for that matter. awww

CharlieBAMAToNE Tuesday, October 19, 2010 2:46:22 PM

I thought Avatar was a horrible movie!

right

H82typ Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:00:34 PM

Never saw it. However, "little blue aliens"? Everyone knows aliens should be green! spock p

L2D2 Wednesday, October 20, 2010 5:30:54 AM

And I think you are an alien full of smoke Dennis. Although I didn't wade through a couple of the last paragraphs----my eyes and brain were glazing over---I think this is such a logical explanation why things quit working when they spring a leak and the smoke escapes. As for the rest.....I'm, Uh, I gotta follow P2 and ask him a question....http://files.myopera.com/L2D2/STUFF/Smilies//JC_run.gif -

Rickcwbywz Thursday, October 21, 2010 9:18:37 PM

So, Dennis, you fail to explain the nature of a capacitor in your smoke theory!
I am beginning to think this might be misleading.

Bud McDonnellfammcdon Saturday, October 23, 2010 11:02:17 AM

faint I may have to return my diploma now. irked

DeeDeeTogaOga Sunday, October 24, 2010 4:13:33 AM

well that clears things up! thanks dennis

Bad WolfCois Saturday, October 30, 2010 1:26:04 PM

Err.. Ok smile left whistle

H82typ Saturday, October 30, 2010 7:22:14 PM

bigsmile

L2D2 Sunday, October 31, 2010 8:44:12 AM

Good grief. There's wolf. I thought he was dead or something.

DeeDeeTogaOga Sunday, October 31, 2010 11:40:07 PM

you can never be too sure...quick hide! maybe he wont see us

H82typ Monday, November 1, 2010 8:51:54 AM

*poof! *

L2D2 Tuesday, November 2, 2010 2:48:00 AM

Contaminated area. Wolf vomit. Vacate, vacate.

Magsintothedeep Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3:02:13 AM

You're gonna give the wolf a complex.

L2D2 Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3:35:36 AM

He could probably use one.

Magsintothedeep Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3:46:13 AM

lol

Magsintothedeep Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3:49:11 AM

*disinfects area*

Sorry, wolfie, it's kind of a catchy thing after all.... lol p

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, November 2, 2010 2:12:16 PM

devil my vomit children shall never be disinfected! Muhaha! I'm complex that way cool.

lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Tuesday, November 2, 2010 5:37:33 PM

your children are made of vomit ? i want one!!!

L2D2 Thursday, November 4, 2010 8:37:10 AM

DeeDee for my part, you are welcome to all the vomit children of Wolfie that you can handle. Ugh. Nothing complex about that. hahah

Bad WolfCois Thursday, November 4, 2010 1:14:38 PM

they spawned due to multiple comments so I decided not to delete them as it would be like to kill my own children.. left

DeeDeeTogaOga Saturday, November 6, 2010 9:00:53 PM

lol i comment a lot too...erm dont ask

H82typ Saturday, November 6, 2010 11:43:34 PM

lol Cois was referring to unintentional comments caused by hiccups in Operas servers. *hug* smile

DeeDeeTogaOga Sunday, November 7, 2010 1:30:19 AM

uh ... i knew that

H82typ Sunday, November 7, 2010 4:46:39 AM

o Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.

L2D2 Sunday, November 7, 2010 6:55:47 AM

Took you down a peg, didn't she?

H82typ Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:16:26 AM

If'n I gits ary lower, Miz Linda, I might have to move e'en fu'ther into enemy territory, ma'am. worried
p

H82typ Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:18:26 AM

@ Rick: the capacitor is a storage device, just like a battery. left

Bad WolfCois Monday, November 8, 2010 5:51:58 PM

the stomach stores children.. left just like a capacitor.. rolleyes

Peterpman45 Monday, November 8, 2010 6:24:28 PM

Are you sure it's not an ulcer?whistle

H82typ Monday, November 8, 2010 9:07:14 PM

It could be diverticulitis. left whistle

Peterpman45 Monday, November 8, 2010 9:50:43 PM

Didn't like the sound of that. scared

Mad Scientistqlue Thursday, November 11, 2010 1:34:39 PM

So why do some things stop working without releasing the smoke? confused.

H82typ Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:19:30 PM

Ahhh, young man, that's one of the mysteries of modern times! sherlock Sometimes theres an internal smoke leak...

DeeDeeTogaOga Thursday, November 11, 2010 5:41:53 PM

now i'm lost lol

Bad WolfCois Friday, November 12, 2010 5:23:42 AM

he's blowing smoke up your ass.. rolleyes

DeeDeeTogaOga Sunday, November 14, 2010 5:11:51 AM

that don't sound too pretty...oh you didn't mean that literally did ya? lol

Bad WolfCois Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:47:05 AM

err......smile

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