Good Bye, Cookie
Tuesday, 1. May 2007, 21:30:32
Today we morn the loss of a good friend who many know as Cookie, but he wished for you all to know her full name: Oatmeal Walnut Rasin. I'm sure you can see the connection to her namename.
She died earlier this afternoon in a terrible accident. You see her lover was trying to open the door to his room, but it was Bewbie Trapped! So as soon as the door was opened she was flug from her bed and into the trash! The suspect is still at large, but if you see a man with light brown hair down to his shoulder blades, normally tied back in a pony-tail, a slightly graying mustache, a "Done Vida" bracelet, and three pounds of bacon grease and the bacon to go with, please report him immesdiately!
Thank you.
This as been a Public Service Announcement.
P.S. The Moral of this story is:
Never open a box of cookies over the trash.
P.P.S. It ish raining! YAY!
She died earlier this afternoon in a terrible accident. You see her lover was trying to open the door to his room, but it was Bewbie Trapped! So as soon as the door was opened she was flug from her bed and into the trash! The suspect is still at large, but if you see a man with light brown hair down to his shoulder blades, normally tied back in a pony-tail, a slightly graying mustache, a "Done Vida" bracelet, and three pounds of bacon grease and the bacon to go with, please report him immesdiately!
Thank you.
This as been a Public Service Announcement.
P.S. The Moral of this story is:
Never open a box of cookies over the trash.
P.P.S. It ish raining! YAY!
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