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After repeated prodding by my wife, I must make a confession. Last holiday break (Dec 25-Jan 2) the missus and I made "home movies" of ourselves making out. Then she had me upload the video on an online amateur porn website (sort of like Youtube, but for naughty vids) so she could have a blast reading their comments. Now she wants me to blog about it (hi baby!). I feel violated. My loving wife, a good mother, an upstanding Catholic lady* of supposedly high morals. She, of all people, would make me do unspeakable acts! And I thought Catholic girls are meek and mild.

And no, I will not tell you where the video is at. I want to keep what little dignity I have left.

* Her father and brother are members of the Knights of Columbus, while an uncle is affiliated with Opus Dei. She even has a relative (from her extended family) who was a papal awardee by the late Pope John Paul II.