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Health advice didn't go far enough

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Filipinos warned on crucifixions
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Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals.

They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene.

On Good Friday dozens of very devout Catholics in the Philippines re-enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

The health department has strongly advised penitents to check the condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their backs, the Manila Times newspaper reports.

And they advise that the nails used to fix people to crosses must be properly disinfected first.

Maybe they should tell the penitents not to flagellate and crucify themselves instead. I've seen such penitent processions myself and they're abominable blood-and-gore fests, folk Catholicism at its crudest. If the Romish church is serious in dissuading such practices, they should ex-communicate flagellants for damaging their bodies (which is supposedly the temple of god, 1 Cor. 3:16-17; and of the holy ghost, 1 Cor. 6:19-20).

I have Jesus

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I hold in my hand the very body of Christ Jesus himself! Or, that is, if you believe that the "real presence" of Jesus is somehow contained in a tasteless communion wafer:

So what, you say? One can buy communion wafers by the bagful if you know where to shop for it. But this one is different: it's consecrated! Yep, this poor wafer was blessed by, not one, not two, but three ministers! I attended service with my family this past sunday (still can't fully kick my church habit, I'm afraid). No special occasion, just your normal churchy stuff.

While I don't mind singing crappy religious songs (I was a church choir member myself), I draw the line at receiving communion. Something about ritually devouring the (symbolic) body of a once-living human being rubs me the wrong way. I may be a carnivore, but I'm no cannibal.

But this past sunday, my better judgement got the better of me and I found myself going towards the altar to receive "host". I had consumed communion wafers when I was a Christian (don't worry, you're not missing much). When it was my turn to eat Jesus, I faked eating the wafer but instead "palmed" it (thank you Penn and Teller!).

So now I have a consecrated communion wafer. What do I do with it? Sell it on eBay? Nah, it's just a plain wafer, no curvy lines that could be mistaken for a "virgin". Now that would've fetch me a pretty penny.

Maybe I can do an experiment. According to scriptures, God would not allow the body of the "Holy One to see corruption" (Psa 16:10, Act 2:27, Act 13:35). If this is true, then a consecrated host ought to be immune to molds and the like. Sounds like a Sacrilicious plan! :devil:

Darwin Day 2008

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Happy Darwin Day!
For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order to save the life of his keeper; or from that old baboon, who, descending from the mountains, carried away in triumph his young comrade from a crowd of astonished dogs — as from a savage who delights to torture his enemies, offers up bloody sacrifices, practices infanticide without remorse, treats his wives like slaves, knows no decency, and is haunted by the grossest superstitions.

Charles Darwin, The Descent of Man (1871)

Numerology and the US Election

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Hat tip to No More Hornets for exposing the truth about Mike Huckabee, presidential hopeful and baptist pastor:
Add up all the letters in:
"Go Huckabee for President of the United States, Two Thousand and Eight."

"Go Huckabee" = 78, "for" = 39
"President" = 110.
"of The United States" = 211
"Two Thousand and Eight" = 228

Take the total: 78 + 39 + 110 + 211 + 228 = 666!
Wow, I was already wary of this reconstructionist wingnut, but this puts the icing on the cake: he's a spawn of the prince of darkness! Since the bible itself supports the use numerology (the bible forbids other forms of occult practices but conspicuously omits numerology), I think this evidence about Huckabee should be of concern to his Evangelical supporters.

Maybe we can find similar coincidences in the other candidates. That's the great thing about numerology, it "works" for everything. p:

My blog in CotG

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My blog series on the bible has been accepted for inclusion in the latest edition of the Carnival of the Godless! Yay, now I can rub shoulders with the better known atheist bloggers out there.

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Ditch MySpace, join MyOpera

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My Opera community - blogs and photo sharingMySpace, owned by wingnut cheerleader Rupert Murdoch, recently deleted the largest online atheist group. Personally, I've never used nor signed-up for MySpace (or FaceBook for that matter), and this latest incident only makes me avoid the site even more.

I have an idea, why don't the 35,000 atheist bloggers in MySpace join MyOpera instead? MyOpera isn't just about blogging, you can post photos, create and join groups, chat in our forums, or just network with your friends. And since it's powered by the folks who makes the standards-compliant Opera Browser, you can use this website with virtually any modern browser. What's more, due to it's European roots, MyOpera will have no problem with nonbelief (they're in godless Scandinavia, after all).

What are you waiting for, fellow heathens? Join in!

Filthy little atheist?

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Happy birthday, Thomas Paine!
Robert Green Ingersoll on Thomas Paine:

To speak the praises of the brave and thoughtful dead, is to me a labor of gratitude and love.

Through all the centuries gone, the mind of man has been beleaguered by the mailed hosts of superstition. Slowly and painfully has advanced the army of deliverance. Hated by those they wished to rescue, despised by those they were dying to save, these grand soldiers, these immortal deliverers, have fought without thanks, labored without applause, suffered without pity, and they have died execrated and abhorred. For the good of mankind they accepted isolation, poverty, and calumny. They gave up all, sacrificed all, lost all but truth and self-respect.

One of the bravest soldiers in this army was Thomas Paine; and for one, I feel indebted to him for the liberty we are enjoying this day. Born among the poor, where children are burdens; in a country where real liberty was unknown; where the privileges of class were guarded with infinite jealousy, and the rights of the individual trampled beneath the feet of priests and nobles; where to advocate justice was treason; where intellectual freedom was Infidelity. It is wonderful that the idea of true liberty ever entered his brain.

Poverty was his mother -- Necessity his master.

He had more brains than books; more sense than education; more courage than politeness; more strength than polish. He had no veneration for old mistakes -- no admiration for ancient lies. He loved the truth for the truth's sake, and for man's sake. He saw oppression on every hand; injustice everywhere; hypocrisy at the altar, venality on the bench, tyranny on the throne; and with a splendid courage he espoused the cause of the weak against the strong, of the enslaved many against the titled few.

He who failed to come

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One of the most common themes found in the New Testament is that of the imminent coming (or return) of the Christ, and with it the end of the world. In the Epistle to the Hebrews, we find this thought in the starkest terms:
For soon, very soon "he who is to come will come and will not delay" (Heb 10:37, NEB)
Yet 2,000 years later, Christians are still waiting for the Christ to come into glory. I dare say that the time has already lapsed and the prophecies unfilfilled.

References to an imminent parousia is sprinkled throughout the scriptures. The gospel writers themselves record Jesus as anticipating such a return. In the Little Apocalypse (also known as the Olivet Discourse) in Mark 13, Jesus declares:
But in those days, after that oppression, the sun will be darkened, the moon will not give its light, the stars will be falling from the sky, and the powers that are in the heavens will be shaken. Then they will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. Then he will send out his angels, and will gather together his chosen ones from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of the sky. Now from the fig tree, learn this parable. When the branch has now become tender, and puts forth its leaves, you know that the summer is near; even so you also, when you see these things coming to pass, know that it is near, at the doors. (Mark 13:24-29)
Jesus expects the end of the world to come soon, it is "at the doors." In fact, he gave this "prophecy" in anticipation of the destruction of the Second Temple in Jerusalem:
As he went out of the temple, one of his disciples said to him, Teacher, see what kind of stones and what kind of buildings! Jesus said to him, Do you see these great buildings? There will not be left here one stone on another, which will not be thrown down.

As he sat on the Mount of Olives opposite the temple, Peter, James, John, and Andrew asked him privately, Tell us, when will these things be? What is the sign that these things are all about to be fulfilled? (Mark 13:1-4)
But this is already in the past. The Temple was destroyed near the end of the Jewish-Roman War (66-70 CE).

Further evidence that Jesus meant the end-of-the-world will come soon is his statement found in the synoptics:
He said to them, "Most certainly I tell you, there are some standing here who will in no way taste death until they see the Kingdom of God come with power." (Mark 9:1)

"Most certainly I tell you, there are some standing here who will in no way taste of death, until they see the Son of Man coming in his Kingdom." (Matt 16:28)
Jesus promised that some of his listeners will not die before coming of the Kingdom of God. Remember, he said this 2,000 years ago! If we take these verses as veridical, then either Jesus was mistaken in his promise, or that some of his audience are still alive today (the Wandering Jew). I think option one is more likely.

We have another quote from Jesus of when the supposed parousia will happen:
But when they persecute you in this city, flee into the next, for most certainly I tell you, you will not have gone through the cities of Israel, until the Son of Man has come. (Matt 10:23)
The implication in this verse is that the "Son of Man" is to come within the lifetime of the disciples, before they could preach through all the cities of Israel.

The fledging church also expects an imminent coming of the Christ and the destruction of the world. Saint Paul of Tarsus, in his letters, expected the parousia to come during his lifetime:
For this we tell you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive, who are left to the coming of the Lord, will in no way precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with Gods trumpet. The dead in Christ will rise first, then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air. So we will be with the Lord forever. (1 Thess 4:15-17)
Paul didn't expect himself to "fall asleep" before the coming of the Lord. Since he was martyred around 64 CE, we can safely say that his words in the Scriptures is erroneous. In another passage, on discussing the issue of marriage, Paul reluctantly accepts that the believers should get married, rather than burn (1 Cor 7:7-9). His reluctance on marriage is due to his belief in imminent eschatology:
But I say this, brothers: the time is short, that from now on, both those who have wives may be as though they had none; and those who weep, as though they didnt weep; and those who rejoice, as though they didnt rejoice; and those who buy, as though they didnt possess; and those who use the world, as not using it to the fullest. For the mode of this world passes away. (1 Cor 7:29-31)

Other epistle writers were equally certain that the end of the world is just around the corner:
But the end of all things is near. Therefore be of sound mind, self-controlled, and sober in prayer. (1 Pet 4:7)

You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand. Dont grumble, brothers, against one another, so that you wont be judged. Behold, the judge stands at the door. (James 5:8-9)

Little children, these are the end times, and as you heard that the Antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have arisen. By this we know that it is the final hour. (1 Jn 2:18)

This is the Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show to his servants the things which must happen soon, which he sent and made known by his angel to his servant, John... Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of the prophecy, and keep the things that are written in it, for the time is at hand. (Rev 1:1,3)
As the coming parousia fails to come, apologists in the early church have begun to feel the heat of ridicule, and have responded with the lame excuse about the difference between human-time and god-time:
That in the last days mockers will come, walking after their own lusts, and saying, "Where is the promise of his coming?" ... But dont forget this one thing, beloved, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. (2 Pet 3:3-4,8)
The problem with this excuse is that it is not just the Lord (Christ Jesus) who says the end is nigh, but also some of the "inspired" authors like Paul, James, Peter and John. Presumably, they are communicating through the words of men, not of god.

If we accept this line of reasoning, then what confidence can we have for taking any of the words in the New Testament as true? Remember, according to biblical chronology, the world was only four thousand years old when the New Testament was written. How can words like "near," "soon," "at hand," "the final hour," et cetera, mean "more than two thousand years on"? I believe there is an implicit "statute of limitation" for the coming of the Lord and of the end of the world, and it has expired more than nineteen centuries ago.

Two other verses are sometimes marshalled to protect the faithful from the mockery of skeptics:
For you yourselves know well that the day of the Lord comes like a thief in the night. (1 Thess 5:2)

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will be dissolved with fervent heat, and the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up. (2 Pet 3:10)
It may come as a thief in the night, but it does not imply waiting for a long period of time. They could just as well apply to an immediate parousia.

Lord Jesus is not coming, he is dead and remains dead. By this time he stinketh.

This is the last part of my National Bible Week series.