WHAT A F**KED UP WORLD!
Wednesday, 2. July 2008, 12:32:42
What is the world turning into?
On the 3rd of march 2007, i was on a bus to see my aunt who lives far away. I got down and decided to hike to her house which wasn't far away. Out of no where, a man came along dragging a girl towards me. The next thing i heard was kinda shocking...
WIERD GIRL: (Crying) Yeah dad, that's him.
WIERD DAD: Are you sure that's the bastard?
I just stood still in a dumfounded state.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO WIERDOS TALKING ABOUT!
The next thing i knew, the wierd man held my neck and tried to strangulate me, people gathered and freed me from the devil
WIERD MAN: I am going to kill this dude, he f**ked my daugther, she is just 15 years old.
ME: What!? yikes: I don't know you, neither do i know your daugther!
WIERD MAN: I am going to kill you!
The cops arrived after seeing the comotion and they took the three of us into custody where they asked questions. The wierdo claimed i was the one who boned her daugther forcefully. I was confused because i have never seen this girl before. I asked the officers to call me aunt, and she came with my cousin. On their arrival, the wierd girl recognized my cousin and shouted " DAD, THAT'S HIM! "
WHAT A CRAZY F**KED UP WORLD
I pity my cousin, though. He is in for trouble. My cousin and i look alike, the wierd girl must have mistaen our identity
On the 3rd of march 2007, i was on a bus to see my aunt who lives far away. I got down and decided to hike to her house which wasn't far away. Out of no where, a man came along dragging a girl towards me. The next thing i heard was kinda shocking...
WIERD GIRL: (Crying) Yeah dad, that's him.
WIERD DAD: Are you sure that's the bastard?
I just stood still in a dumfounded state.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO WIERDOS TALKING ABOUT!The next thing i knew, the wierd man held my neck and tried to strangulate me, people gathered and freed me from the devil
WIERD MAN: I am going to kill this dude, he f**ked my daugther, she is just 15 years old.
ME: What!? yikes: I don't know you, neither do i know your daugther!
WIERD MAN: I am going to kill you!
The cops arrived after seeing the comotion and they took the three of us into custody where they asked questions. The wierdo claimed i was the one who boned her daugther forcefully. I was confused because i have never seen this girl before. I asked the officers to call me aunt, and she came with my cousin. On their arrival, the wierd girl recognized my cousin and shouted " DAD, THAT'S HIM! "
WHAT A CRAZY F**KED UP WORLD
I pity my cousin, though. He is in for trouble. My cousin and i look alike, the wierd girl must have mistaen our identity
I'VE GOT A DATE WITH BRENDA! (Brenda, is a girl i met at a party)I checked the time and i was late. I told my friends that i had to rush home. I ran home and slipped into something more cool and sexy 
. I went all the way to see brenda and the worst thing happened to me! 
A car ran by and splashed water all over me 
I was doomed! I cursed the car, i couldn't do anything and i went back home in sadness 
I lost my date with brenda.
WIDGETIZE