Black Dream

I watch devans186's blog often, and have much fun with his jokes. Much of them I share with my girlfriend, and that is all. But this one I want to translate into chinese. Wait a monment, I will post it within three days.I am a little tired today, and you know, this joke is not ready for translation. Here goes the story in English.

Here’s a short story about a Genie with a slight hearing problem…..Enjoy

Ole and Sven were fishing one day on a Minnesota lake, when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,"- he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!"- exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vhere did yew git dat monster?"

"Vell,"- replied Ole, -"I got it from me genie."

"You haff a genie?"- Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box."- says Ole.

"Could I see him?"- asked Sven.

So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, -"Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will."- says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole. -
"Yumpin' Yimmny I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Ole answers, -"Ya, I forgot to tell yew that da genie is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?"