Mrs. Hermitess

My Favorite Online Store

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:06:10 PM

Shopping

Lately I've discovered an online store I like very much.

I often notice odd things amongst the searches. Here are some of them...

Be passive aggressive with this five piece knife set.

It's not disturbing at all.

Are you a pirate going ashore for a hot night on the town?
If so, these pants scream "Plunder me booty! Arrggg!" with skulls and swords on your bum.

Baby shower coming up? Need an unusual gift for that hard to buy for that biker pal? A dad that wouldn't be caught dead with a girly little pastel diaper bag? You have found your gift! Nothing says "doting" dad like this black leather, flaming skull diaper bag.

Single?
Lonely?
Never sleep alone again with this "Hug Me" pillow!
And No, this won't scare away potential dates at all. Everyone loves a cute pillow!

Tell the world you rock with this LED Belt Buckle!

Shoe chairs!

Buy one for that bachelor friend's new apartment. He'll thank you for it!

Toads...
because it's not frightening to notice a 2 foot tall toad in the dark holding onto your tissue.

Nothing says, "I'm all grown up now" like a yellow rubber ducky toilet seat lid!

The next time you call your BFF's new boyfriend a sissy for wearing UGGs and he breaks a strap hitting you with his purse, you can replace it with this very masculine cross-stitched fish themed bag.

WELCOME!Look At ME!!

Comments

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:39:45 PM

I got such a knife holder for my birthday!

Mine is black though, and I absolutely love it!

The zebra striped shoe chair is pretty cool!

Did you buy anything there yet??

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:04:52 PM

Oh yes! It's overstock.com so, yeah!

This is where I get the Worldstock purses, plus I've been buying some DVDs and a charm bracelet and just got a ring.

None of the odd things though, but they are interesting I thought.

Lulixxylu # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:20:01 PM

Dear Santa,
I need a toad butler holding my bog roll

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 6:26:21 PM

Cool! I've seen that knife holder to. Nappy bag!

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:37:54 PM

at Lucy. I thought it was kinda creepy.

Gavin! Don't you want some pirate pants wear while you put out the vibe and pick up some tasty babes? Yar!

Wha aa at? No man purse for you?

j/k I like aggravating you

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:41:10 PM

It would certainly make a change. I, um, had a purse years ago. Wallets are so damned impractical for coins!

r♡serose-marie # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:46:39 PM

Hahaha! Those are some pretty cool things. I've seen Dead Fread as a toothpick holder also, and a shoe shop here has an animal printed shoe chair

.

That toad is pretty creepy, though!

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:00:18 PM

Gavin I'm impressed you'd admit that.

No coins don't go well in wallets!

I'm glad you enjoyed the post Rose!

Lulixxylu # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:20:51 PM

Gavin had a purse

...*snigger*...*snigger*....

And yes the toad butler is weird, but it's someone to talk to when your doing the deed

...gets lonely in the loo!

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:24:41 PM

Well, I never thought about it THAT way Lucy. I suppose it would be nice to chat, if even with a creepy toad. Generally I have 2 small and furry creatures keeping me company while in the restroom. One tries to eat the toilet tissue and the other stares at me.

Lulixxylu # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:29:41 PM

doesnt the staring put you off?

Our dog came in once and i haven't let him in since, due to the fact he kept trying to stick his head down the toilet WHILE i was sitting on it...having cold wet dog nose poking you is very off-putting when you're...ya know...

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:58:59 PM

Yes it does Lucy! If I scratch his back he looks down. I think he does it on purpose.

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:03:14 AM

There are times when one can cope with being lonely

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:35:54 AM

Yes. Bathroom time should be alone time. Although my bathroom has no door.

Lulixxylu # Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:11:23 PM

If i ever come round your house, remind me to bring a spare door...

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Thursday, October 15, 2009 8:35:51 PM

Will that be carry on or will you check it?
*laughs at own stupid joke*

Well the hall bathroom does have a door, it's the master bathroom that does not. We close the bedroom door if needed and I hung a curtain in that bathroom doorway because I felt a little exposed without one.

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Friday, October 16, 2009 4:13:15 AM

A little exposed!

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, October 16, 2009 4:22:27 AM

Talk about an understatement!

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Friday, October 16, 2009 5:59:33 AM

Well it's just me an Hermit here!

Lulixxylu # Saturday, October 17, 2009 9:58:48 PM

I always say, as soon as you start havin' a poop with the door open when your boyfriends there, you know you're in love.

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Sunday, October 18, 2009 4:01:41 AM

he has to stay in the other room.

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Sunday, October 18, 2009 7:11:45 AM

No brushing his teeth at the same time then?

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Sunday, October 18, 2009 2:26:41 PM

We have 2 bathrooms and he uses one and I the other. So, no, none of that!

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Sunday, October 18, 2009 5:54:19 PM

I have two bathrooms, just me.

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:45:29 PM

Impressive!

Keep one clean for guest and the other

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:53:40 PM

Or... brushing teeth in one, and.. do the other stuff in the other?

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:59:53 PM

hmmm.... so many options!

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Sunday, October 18, 2009 7:13:02 PM

It was great when we were two

Lulixxylu # Sunday, October 18, 2009 8:06:26 PM

I brush my teeth while he's toileting...

i thought that was totally normal

.
Sometimes i just sit in the bath and watch.

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Sunday, October 18, 2009 8:09:57 PM

Seriously?

I suppose it's personal preference.

Hermit goes in his bathroom and shuts the door. He is insistent that he be alone.

Of course he comes and wants to chit chat when I'm in the bathroom.

I don't want an audience!

Lulixxylu # Sunday, October 18, 2009 8:23:22 PM

Yeah same...i lock the door cause he always needs to ask me something "urgent" when i'm in there!
He does it when i'm the shower as well!

Him: *bang bang bang* luuuucy
Me: What?! I'm in the shower!
Him: Wheres the *muffled noise*
Me: *sigh* *gets out shower*...*opens door* What?!
Him: Wheres the hoover?
Me: ...In the cupboard where it always is??
Him: ...oh yeah. *walks off*
Me:

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Monday, October 19, 2009 3:48:47 AM

Hmm, I suppose that there are advantages to getting up at five in the morning

Mrs. HermitessHermitess # Monday, October 19, 2009 7:11:18 AM

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