If Only I Were As Cool As My Dogs Think I am!

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Hi Guys! *waves*


Howdy Doo people! smile

My blog posts are few and far between these days. I know I know. I've become a horrible blogger! doh

I FINALLY received my package of delicious treats from Super Gavum today bigsmile Thanks Gavin! I really thought they'd been stolen (since someone was stealing ours and our neighbors mail before Christmas) and was so happy to see it hadn't been. yes It was lil holey, taped up, and has been traveling about America since December 17 according to the postmark, but I guess some sight seeing was in order.

We got our first snow kind of unexpectedly last night. It snowed sideways. left The temperature dropped about 30 degrees over a few hours and suddenly -- snow! It's been quite mild here this winter so far so I suppose it was bound to happen.


I've been off work all this week due to some not so fun health issues that have suddenly arisen. I was feeling a little 'off' last week but wasn't too concerned. Then we went out to eat Friday night. We ate Mexican. MEXICAN. As in beans, steak, cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, onions, chips, salsa and guacamole. I wasn't home 10 minutes before the vomit arrived. I lost count but I threw up 35-40 times from 8:30 Friday night to 4am Saturday morning. Not a lot of fun I have to tell ya. And completely wrecked the romance of date night. awww But fear not, I was not harboring alien spawn or anything quite so exotic. Turns out my gall bladder is clogged up with some sludge (yes that's the medical term) and inflamed and that high fat meal just pushed it over the edge. So I'm off to meet with a surgeon next Tuesday afternoon and until then I'm on antibiotics and a no fat diet. No dairy, no meats... and no Swedish chocolates! cry

Oh well, I don't feel much like eating anyway.
I have become quite the expert on Jello though. So far my favorite is raspberry, followed by cherry.
What is JELL O?
(link for those who don't know what Jello is, nice when your ill)

All I have to say is... they'd better get rid of this no cake digesting evil organ. irked

I Can Breathe!Happy Birthday!

Comments

ShallowMuse Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:21:41 PM

Aw hectic! 35 to 40 times you say.. i am surprised you're not just a shell of your former self!! Or anorexic. Same thing i guess.

EAT ALL THE ANTI BIOTICS!! And stare longingly at the chocolates because you know when you eat them that they're going to taste 1 bajillion times better!

Lulixxylu Thursday, January 12, 2012 11:04:08 PM

Originally posted by ShallowMuse:

Or anorexic.


No no no, bulimic!! Bulimics do the skinny spew. Gotta get those eating disorders correct now...

Not that you have an eating disorder Lindsay you just have a NO CAKE ORGAN!! scared That just sounds horrendous! Clearly i do not have this, instead i have an organ that makes me consume cake because it wants to make me fat and huge so it can take over my brain and in turn the world and so on and so forth...

Must they take the no cake organ out? Can they not make it like cake by removing the sludge and brain-washing it into likely delicious fatty things once more?

Think of the chocolates as your reward at the end of all this. Or, an even better idea, smoke them! sherlock yes

...Yes i have been eating too much Swedish chocolate, and your point iiiiis??! left

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Friday, January 13, 2012 1:36:32 AM

The gall bladder supplies the black soap that dissolves fat! sherlock .
I think they only remove it as a last resort because without it you will forever be on a no fat no dairy diet! scared .

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Friday, January 13, 2012 4:19:52 AM

Yes B they will taste better!

Lucy - CAKE!

Aadil & everyone - its my understanding that they cannot prevent or remove the sludge & its usually a precursor to gall stones. I was told if I keep it I will forever be on a no fat diet with reoccurring flare ups & if I let them take it, its really not missed & I can eat whatever. All by people who have had theirs removed. It's surprised me how many people I know who no longer have theirs. I'm going to see what this other doctor says first, I'm already missing a thyroid! Stop taking my organs!!

Lulixxylu Friday, January 13, 2012 7:46:04 AM

CAAAKE!

But Lindsay, the organ fairy needs them to sell on the black market. You know this. You get your $1 per organ, what more you want?! p If removing it means you can eat cake again and live forever as an immortal, then i say let the fairies take it...then make that sucker into a cake. Gall Cake. Mmmmm Gall caaake.

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, January 13, 2012 8:07:41 AM

Oh noes, that sounds absolutely horrible! I hope that the docs will come up with a solution that ensures that you can continue eating cake and chocolates! yes

ShallowMuse Friday, January 13, 2012 12:56:49 PM

Originally posted by Hermitess:

I was told if I keep it I will forever be on a no fat diet with reoccurring flare ups


Sounds to me like a... death sentence!! Let em take it and let you keep it in a jar next to the cake tin to remind you everyday how lucky you are NOT to have one! lol

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Friday, January 13, 2012 3:01:46 PM

I know but they have cut me to get to it cry

I know I'm totally being a baby *sigh*

But on the other hand, if I don't no more cakes and ice cream. My birthdays will be ruined!

And Ew! No gall cakes or tins with gall parts in them wink

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Friday, January 13, 2012 5:56:39 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of a pickle jar with gal parts in it. whistle .
Kinda like this Pikachu in a bottle image. p .

Lulixxylu Friday, January 13, 2012 6:02:55 PM

No, i don't want to be cut either so you are definitely not a baby. All surgery is a big deal, but what is worse...a little bit of surgery...or no cake FOREVER?? scared
p

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Friday, January 13, 2012 7:19:04 PM

sad Lindsaykins. This is not good. Neither of these options are to my liking. Go back and get a better option. A better option!

sad

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Friday, January 13, 2012 7:23:51 PM

Aadil no p and I can't see your Pikachu in a bottle sad

Good Point Lucy!

Gavin I'd love a better option.
I'll take the new car behind door number 3!!

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Friday, January 13, 2012 10:21:47 PM

Ok, I've repaired the link now! left .

Lulixxylu Friday, January 13, 2012 10:37:49 PM

i'm gonna be presumptious here and guess that i will be better off pretending it is still a broken link...

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Friday, January 13, 2012 10:53:21 PM

That depends how you feel about Pikachu! p .
(no, there's no disgusting internal organs at all rolleyes )

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Saturday, January 14, 2012 2:55:42 AM

lol its a pikachu in a bottle! Poor thing, cant breathe with no air holes

HenrySpicyFlier Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:23:41 PM

Originally posted by ShallowMuse:

Let em take it and let you keep it in a jar next to the cake tin to remind you everyday how lucky you are NOT to have one!

Originally posted by lixxylu:

All surgery is a big deal, but what is worse...a little bit of surgery...or no cake FOREVER??

No brainer here, people. We have to keep Lindsay strong in the TCG faith! heart

kirsten kirstycat Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:06:27 PM

Originally posted by lixxylu:

a little bit of surgery...or no cake FOREVER??


I know which option I would choose!! I hope you get it all fixed up again so that you can eat cake once more, you can't avoid cake forever! It's as essential to life as water and oxygen!

You would be fast asleep and skipping in a happy Lindsay land made of cake during the operation anyway, and when you wake up it will all be done and you can carry on as normal! smile

Lulixxylu Sunday, January 15, 2012 5:52:38 PM

Originally posted by kirstycat:

You would be fast asleep and skipping in a happy Lindsay land


Oo yes and if you feel really scared and hyperventilative they will give you SEDATIVES!!! yes

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Sunday, January 15, 2012 7:41:34 PM

lol
Drugs sometimes are good

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Sunday, January 15, 2012 8:45:00 PM

Mm, mmmmorphine. I have nomemory of it whatsoever.

r♡serose-marie Wednesday, February 1, 2012 10:22:22 AM

Oh my god, you poor thing! Your tag pretty much says what I was going to. I can't throw up more than perhaps 5-6 times, then it's just the gall yuck

I'm guessing you've seen the surgeon by now. Everything ok? worried

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, February 6, 2012 9:20:22 PM

Hi Rose love

I'm still waiting. I saw surgeon #1 and she was very confusing and not helpful. I did another test, a HIDA scan last Wednesday, Feb 1 so we'll know exactly how much of my gall bladder is functioning. I see surgeon #2 on Wed Feb 8.

I'm still having a lot of problems with pain and nausea and still on a mostly no dairy no meat diet. I've had some in small amounts because it's such a strict diet but I have to be careful or I'll anger the gall bladder and it'll punish me!

So outside of working I'm spending my time resting because that seems to help me feel better.

HenrySpicyFlier Tuesday, February 7, 2012 3:09:41 AM

Originally posted by Hermitess:

So outside of working I'm spending my time resting because that seems to help me feel better.

Yes. Yes. smile
Rest is good! yes

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Wednesday, February 8, 2012 4:48:35 AM

I hope they take it out soon.

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Thursday, February 9, 2012 12:34:18 AM

Went to the doctor today. The test I did last week shows my gall bladder is functioning at 0%. So its coming out next week.

If I keep it I won't ever feel any better & I'm at high risk for it causing problems with my pancreas.

I'm glad, I feel terrible & can't even sit up in a chair with out it hurting from the pressure sad

ShallowMuse Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:38:16 AM

Why did this show up again in my newsfeed? left But in any case, on ze bright side, hospital stay means getting showered with GIFTS! And chocolate cake that you then will be able to eat without limit.. Goodbye gall bladder, i say good bye!

HenrySpicyFlier Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:02:04 AM

Originally posted by ShallowMuse:

Why did this show up again in my newsfeed?

Same here.

Methinks there was one of those spam comments and Linny was right on it and deleted it before any of us could be offended or laugh our arse off at how ridiculous it is. Again. sherlock

I think Lindsay will have her operation this upcoming week, according to that other rag of on-line single-sentence news. In this place we put together complete sentences of proper grammar... Yuh... (except Kirsten Gotadoro; who makes lovely sentences and food dishes wherever she goes).

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:23:49 AM

when blog accounts are deleted for spam, they usually delete the spam right along with them. up .
Having said that, the first new comment on my newsfeed was Bianca's. sherlock .

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Sunday, February 12, 2012 5:14:16 PM

lol
No, it wasn't as exciting as spam. I was just dorking around on my blog yesterday reading my ridiculously silly posts and took it off of friends only. I didn't think it'd show up in news feeds again. sad Sorry wink

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Sunday, February 12, 2012 5:15:45 PM

Originally posted by SpicyFlier:

I think Lindsay will have her operation this upcoming week, according to that other rag of on-line single-sentence news


Yes, Feb 16! It'll be done outpatient so I will go home the same day and recover in my own comfy bed with my wiggly dogs and Hermit who doesn't know it yet but will be wearing a nurses uniform and little hat. Meworr!

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Sunday, February 12, 2012 7:56:19 PM

lol

To the uniform and hat. Not the op.

But the ops sounds good. Soon, you shall be eating muffins again! MUFFINS!!

kirsten kirstycat Sunday, February 12, 2012 9:37:03 PM

Originally posted by SpicyFlier:

except Kirsten Gotadoro; who makes lovely sentences and food dishes wherever she goes


Why thank you Henry wink

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:10:56 PM

Kirsten can make me delicious muffins!
Yay!

wink


Ok maybe not she'll make something tasty I'm sure thay day for her family p

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, February 13, 2012 4:31:23 AM

Ah! idea . That's called 'flashing the post' p .
If you want to give everyone a heart attack, turn your whole blog private, then turn it public again! devillol

HenrySpicyFlier Monday, February 13, 2012 6:00:35 AM

Originally posted by qlue:

If you want to give everyone a heart attack, turn your whole blog private, then turn it public again!

I'll let someone else give that a try..

Originally posted by Hermitess:

I will go home the same day and recover in my own comfy bed with my wiggly dogs and Hermit who doesn't know it yet but will be wearing a nurses uniform and little hat. Meworr!

A 300 pound hairy half-Mexican nurse?? At least it turns you on! yuck

Originally posted by kirstycat:

Why thank you Henry wink

smile

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, February 13, 2012 6:16:49 AM

lol
Well i hope it wouldnt turn you on Henry

lol

I highly doubt he'll wear a uniform. irked
So selfish.

wink

kirsten kirstycat Monday, February 13, 2012 7:32:06 AM

Would myopera really notify subscribers of every single post in someone's blog if they were made private then public again??!!

HenrySpicyFlier Monday, February 13, 2012 11:27:32 AM

Originally posted by Hermitess:

I highly doubt he'll wear a uniform. irked
So selfish.

You would think he would have learned what makes his woman happy after so many years...

Originally posted by kirstycat:

Would myopera really notify subscribers of every single post in someone's blog if they were made private then public again??!!

Ooooo....the suspense of finding out... smile

kirsten kirstycat Monday, February 13, 2012 12:31:34 PM

I guess it's easy enough for someone to click them as all having been read though. Would certainly be a lot of notifications! I don't even know how many posts I've made over the last 5 years!

HenrySpicyFlier Monday, February 13, 2012 5:25:26 PM

Originally posted by kirstycat:

I don't even know how many posts I've made over the last 5 years!

Ooooo....the lets find out... smile

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, February 13, 2012 10:35:04 PM

lol
Someone needs to try and see what happens!

I double dog dare you devil

HenrySpicyFlier Monday, February 13, 2012 11:10:28 PM

Originally posted by Hermitess:

I double dog dare you

Triple-dog dare you!!
(remember, this could mean a LOT of post-notice deletion people...)

ShallowMuse Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:17:40 AM

I dont dare ANYONE. Because i WILL delete the face of the person who does it! No jokes. Uh nuh.

Lulixxylu Tuesday, February 14, 2012 8:00:16 AM

*nods in agreement*
I am not amused.

I will click Mark All As Read and then go through every post of that person and write "bum" as a comment.

Don't mess with me.

HenrySpicyFlier Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:03:20 PM

Originally posted by ShallowMuse:

i WILL delete the face of the person who does it!

Originally posted by lixxylu:

Don't mess with me.

*hovers pointer over "Set to Private" button....*
tee hee.... p

Lulixxylu Tuesday, February 14, 2012 5:58:21 PM

Well thats fine, we won't have many to delete with you doing it. You're never on here p

HenrySpicyFlier Tuesday, February 14, 2012 7:58:42 PM

Originally posted by lixxylu:

You're never on here

p

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:49:46 PM

wow, I didn't realize we had a couple of party poopers in our midst!

awww

Lulixxylu Wednesday, February 15, 2012 8:02:39 AM

Yep. I hate parties. We all know this bigsmile

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