My Opera is closing 3rd of March

bionic57

mhlathe

A boss said to his secretary I want
to have S*X with you I
will make it very FAST. I'll throw
$1000 on the floor, by the time
you bend down to pick it I'll be
DONE
" She thought for a moment then
called her boyfriend and
told him the story. Her boyfriend
then said 2 her,
do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick
up the money very fast he
wouldn't even have enough time
to undressed himself
" So she agrees. Half an hour goes
by, the boyfriend decides to call
girlfriend, he asks, what
happened?
She responds,"The Bastard used
COINS I'm still PICKING and he is
still f**king!!!

Teacher: Where is Your Last Assignment?I recall my first time with a condom, I was ...

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