Wednesday, November 28, 2012 8:44:35 AM
A man escapes from prison where
he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair, while tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband
tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He
wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me
he was gay, thought you were
cute, and asked me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!
he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair, while tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband
tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He
wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me
he was gay, thought you were
cute, and asked me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!
