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Guestbook

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I've realised that some people do visit my blog/page and I'd like to do the same to them. I think it's a good thing to visit a person's place in return, mind you he came first. Opera lists only the last THREE visitors on my page. (I don't know about yours). And that make it hard for me visit the pages of those who came to check mine out. I wrote this little blog here so that you can simply say anything you want to, might be vital or just to leave your lovely mark. I promise I'm gonna come, and if I don't there must be something wrong. This is like a guestbook so feel free to sign it. Promise is a Promise.
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Kind Regards
Holo3D

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Congratulations Hey

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They Say Success is like being pregnant... Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed before you got there! hahaha! Good Afternoon And Happy Friday My Opera Friends! #TGIF. Enjoy Your Weekend One And All. . I Love heart You!!!!

Missed a trip to New York City

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Oh wow it's been months without writing anything! lol. I guess ya'll or most of you knew about the LG mobile world cup. I took part and tried my luck but unfortunately I wasn't that fast (according to the records). I know that I'm a very fast typer. smile. Somewhere , somehow my network operator failed me. Sh*t! furious headbang.

Well anybody could've made it but not everybody so I accept that I didn't impress during the contest but atleast they gave me nice early christmas present! Ok enough with me(the-failed). What was I thinking in the first place? monkey ninja

Congratulations to two of Western Cape guys who took 1st Olivia Burton (16) and Wilbur Hough (23) 2nd place! They won R50 000.00 and R20 000.00 respectively. They gonna rock New York City and compete against other contestants from different countries! Good luck guys!

Until then:

Holo3D bigsmile

Mandela Day

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It's Doctor Nelson Mandela's birthday tomorrow. Send your best wishes for this globally-loved and warm-hearted icon. It's also a day named after him here in South Africa. He's such an honourable man! I love him, He loves me, you love him, He loves you, we love him, He loves us all!

I am that I am! By Peter "Tosh" McIntosh

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Hey howzit jou ma se kinders(brothers and sisters). Yours truly monkey has decided to let you know some of its(monkey right?) favorite songs! yes yeah. But first, this one says much about being yourself so I decided to start with it! I'm not Tamil or Usman and neither Tamil nor Usman is Holo3D. They are themselves. You are who you are. You're yourself! up I love love this song! Yeah! . < but that's not how we dance to reggae beats! ha lol ha


I AM THAT I AM by Peter Tosh

I'm not in this world
To live up to your expectations
Neither are you here to live up to
mine, yeah
I don't owe no one
No obligation
No I don't mean none
So everything is fine, fine

CHORUS

I said I am that I am
I am I am Iam
I am that I am
I am I am
I am that I am
I am I am
I am that I am
I am I am


Don't underestimate My ability
Don't definate my character
Don't belittle My authority
It is time you recognized my quality

CHORUS

CHORUS
I said I am that I am
I am I am Iam
I am that I am
I am I am
I am that I am
I am I am
I am that I am
I am I am


Learn to love
To love your brother
Don't covet your neighbor
Flee from the city
It's getting shitty
It is full of out-a-quity(Inequity)

CHORUS

CHORUS
I said I am that I am
I am I am Iam
I am that I am
I am I am
I am that I am
I am I am
I am that I am
I am I am


I am the rock of the ages
You cannot move I at all
I am the son of lightining
You cannot move I at all
Son of Jacob
Cannot move me at all
I am the son of Moses
You can't move I at all
I am the son of David
You cannot move I at all
I am a firm ripe diamond
You cannot move I at all
You could a shed more tears
You cannot move I at all
You could a full of evil
You cannot move I at all
You could a try more nuttin'
You cannot move I at all
And you can try make a something
That can't move I at all
And could a come with ism
You can't move I at all
And could come with skism
That can't move I at all


Until then
Holo[/B]3D

2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa : Know the time and the Place

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Are you coming to South Africa to see and enjoy the most prestigious event on earth? lol It's ok if you are not coming. wink . Anybody can make it to here but not everybody, right? p. So here is complete fixture of 2010 FIFA Soccer World Cup South Africa!. Enjoy! smile .
If you have nothing to say about this just insert an emoticon. smile . It'll help me have an idea of how you were feeling when reading this! p

GROUP STAGES! smile bigsmile

Group A Matches :

11th June South Africa v.s Mexico
Venue = Johannesburg (Soccer City Stadium)
Capacity = 94,700
Time : 16:00
Uruguay v.s France
Venue = Cape Town (Green Point Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 20:30
16th June South Africa v.s Uruguay
Venue = Pretoria/Tshwane (Loftus Versfeld Stadium)
Capacity = 50,000
Time : 20:30
17th June France v.s Mexico
Venue = Polokwane (Peter Mokaba Stadium)
Capacity = 46,000
Time : 13:30
22nd June Mexico v.s Uruguay
Venue = Rustenburg (Royal Bafokeng Stadium)
Capacity = 42,000
Time : 16:00
France v.s South Africa
Venue = Bloemfontein/Mangaung (Free State Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 16:00

Group B Matches :

12th June Argentina v.s Nigeria
Venue = Johannesburg (Ellis Park Stadium)
Capacity = 61,000
Time : 13:30
South Korea v.s Greece
Venue = Port Elizabeth (Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 16:00
17th June Greece v.s Nigeria
Venue = Bloemfontein/Mangaung (Free State Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 16:00
Argentina v.s South Korea
Venue = Johannesburg (Soccer City Stadium)
Capacity = 94,700
Time : 20:30
22nd June Nigeria v.s South Korea
Venue = Durban (Durban Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 20:30
Greece v.s Argentina
Venue = Polokwane (Peter Mokaba Stadium)
Capacity = 46,000
Time : 20:30

Group C Matches :

12th June England v.s USA
Venue = Rustengburg (Royal Bafokeng Stadium)
Capacity = 42,000
Time : 20:30
13th June Algeria v.s Slovenia
Venue = Polokwane (Peter Mokaba Stadium)
Capacity = 46,000
Time : 13:30
18th June Slovenia v.s USA
Venue = Johannesburg (Ellies Park Stadium)
Capacity = 61,000
Time : 16:00
England v.s Algeria
Venue = Cape Town (Green Point Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 20:30
23rd June Slovenia v.s England
Venue = Port Elizabeth (Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 16:00
USA v.s Algeria
Venue = Pretoria/Tshwane (Loftus Versfeld)
Capacity = 50,000
Time : 16:00


Group D Matches :

13th June Germany v.s Australia
Venue = Durban (Durban Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 16:00
Serbia v.s Ghana
Venue = Pretoria/Tshwane (Loftus Versfeld)
Capacity = 50,000
Time : 20:30
18th June Germany v.s Serbia
Venue = Port Elizabeth (Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 13:30
19th June Ghana v.s Australia
Venue = Rustenburg (Royal Bafokeng Stadium)
Capacity = 42,000
Time : 13:30
23rd June Ghana v.s Germany
Venue = Johannesburg (Soccer City Stadium)
Capacity = 94,700
Time : 20:30
Australia v.s Serbia
Venue = Nelspruit (Mbombela Stadium)
Capacity = 46,000
Time : 20:30


Group E Matches :

14th June Netherlands v.s Denmark
Venue = Johannesburg (Soccer City Stadium)
Capacity = 94,700
Time : 13:30
Japan v.s Cameroon
Venue = Bloemfontein/Mangaung (Free State Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 16:00
19th June Netherlands v.s Japan
Venue = Durban (Durban Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 16:00
Cameroon v.s Denmark
Venue = Pretoria/Tshwane (Loftus Versfeld Stadium)
Capacity = 50,000
Time : 20:30
24th June Denmark v.s Japan
Venue = Rustenburg (Royal Bafokeng Stadium)
Capacity = 42,000
Time : 20:30
Cameroon v.s Netherlands
Venue = Cape Town (Green Point Stadium Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 20:30


Group F Matches :

14th June Italy v.s Paraguay
Venue = Cape Town (Green Point Stadium)
Capacity = 70,000
Time : 20:30
15th June New Zealand v.s Slovakia
Venue = Rustenburg (Royal Bafokeng Stadium)
Capacity = 42,000
Time : 13:30
20th June Slovakia v.s Paraguay
Venue = Bloemfontein/Mangaung (Free State Stadium Stadium)
Capacity = 48,000
Time : 13:30
Italy v.s New Zealand
Venue = Nelspruit (Mbombela Stadium)
Capacity = 46,000
Time : 16:00

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Danger of dirt on our streets!

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South Africa is been making me puke lately. That's why I didn't write anything about what's happening here but I can assure you that lot and lot of kaak(sh*t) is taking place here. Surely you heard about the sad passing of the apartheid angel, sad Eugène Terre'Blanche cry . Oh and the fight between Julias Malema and the BBC journalist, Andre Visagie and an E.TV analyst! Damn these stupid people just love making news! I just hope South Africa is going to be divided because of this stupid and immature motherbling*blings lol

Now that's not what I wanted to talk about since I'm not interested in such things! furious

What I wanna say on this post is about people.

People whose job is to look after the residents of our country.

As far as "living healthy or whatever" is concerned. mxm.

It seems as if these people have different mind at the moment!



Here are some low pixel images I captured using my 0.3 megapixel phone's camera. The smell wasn't good and my big nose took more of it than it should! Please tell me what you think about what you see! South African Municipal workers are at war! .













Post updating : from 20 April 2010 , 20:30 to 20 April 2010 , 22:01
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When a car is full of dirt, you wash it right? Or maybe you take it to a nearby "CAR WASH" as they are called. Holo3D's car wash, Opera's car wash(just giving an example) Some people hate this because , (for the first one) You get soaked and tired. As for the "CAR WASH" process, you know that some guys will clean it for you and you pay. So now the strike in S.A by the municipal workers, has introduced a new thing! Free kaka car wash . Confusing , isn't it? But it's simple you just drive past some dirty water from a broken sewerage pipe running on the road then your car is clean!


Well but the question is, is it really clean? According to the pickets , it is. Now just take a closer look at these water that we're talking about.

Please guys this is not a red wine wine so make sure you don't lick your lips for this! lol


People who know a lot often say, "ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS". Buy just looking at the man on the next picture, you'll exactly have a clear image of how I was talking about up there. "IT IS BETTER IN PICTURES"



P.S : It wasn't that easy updating this post because of Slow internet connection on my brick like boring phone!. . Thanx I finally managed to put it together!

My embarrassing moment(s)!

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Do you still remember the day your granny caught you smoking B.B(Best Blend) , Boxer, Swazi or Durban poison at a friend's place with your beloved church's badge on? Yeah I can see you nodding there! lol or the day you were video taped in a pub dancing on the lap of a 53 years old man? Remember you're from a God fearing family beer.

These are some of the things we were found doing yet we were not supposed to do them. So now guys let's share our embarrassing moments! lol . I know that some people love writing about their luxurious cars, mansions, bungee jumping, diving with sharks, hunting crocodiles lol or maybe their trips to Sydney, Harare, Gaborone, Los Angeles, Durban, Johannesburg, Abuja or even Hong Kong. Some about their favorite food, celebrities , ai to mention but a few. So let's leave those for now. smile

here are Two of many of my worsts :

One hot and sunny day, I was walking on the street, as always, sweat was rolling down my body into my cartyre made sandals forming a big wave like tsunami inside them.
And suddenly I heard a big roar like that of a male lion inside my stomach. This was a nature's call right? lol So I saw the public toilets nearby and yelled "Yeah, clever rescue team, You gonna have a long hell of a visit today" up Said to myself as if I was saying to the buildings while approaching nearer and nearer.
I entered in one of them as if I was competing with Michael Schumacher in a A1 racing tournament! lol I lowered my 10 years old trouser and started getting rid of the manure! "Thanks they are clean!", said to myself as I was busy letting the no-more-importants out of my body. (Don't forget the big roar I mentioned earlier)


So after completing the "five minutes" process, I looked around to see if there was something to wipe(sorry) myself with. e.g the packaging used in the Alpha or PPC cement, a newspaper or maybe a toilet roll. lol I was so damn disappointed to find that there was nothing helpful for me there sad, so I had to get out of there chased by some 1000 infantry soldiers. Some call them flies. Just imagine walking past some neat corporate personnel with a **** smell of an unwiped a**! Damn eish lol

The second one happened on the street again:

You know when you want to show your peers that you are a flirt! lol
You go for hard targets.
No easy ones, > agreement between all the parties concerned. smile Now you come across this chick, hot, beautiful, regular eh do those three mean one same thing?
This girl is better than the likes of Beyoncé, Rihanna, bigeyes , Ciara, Nonhle Thema, Basetsana Khumalo eh smile. You name them.
You tell her how gorgeous she is, the way you love her lips, eyebrows,(did you look her in the eyes man? lol.) all this time she was paying attention to whatever you were saying.
You can ask her to repeat all the things I said to her.
I bet she will. smile
Now comes the time where you think she's in to you. And both of you've won the attention of the onlookers.
He's in, He's in lol they murmur in disbelief!
After a very long time the girl moved closer and kissed me(you) (my first time ofcourse:lol:.) and in a very loud voice she say,
"You're cute, handsome, and clever.
But I'm not into boys or men!" Huh! bigeyes rolleyes.


So come on guys let's hear yours. You can be a succesful businessman or businesswoman but you have your own embarrassing moments even if you don't wanna share them with us. But they are there. I know you were once caught on the city cameras having s** with a h**ker on the street! awww dusty buttocks lol.
Guys please lookout for one of my friends, she/he's going to seal his mouth. lol

ps : "THIS POST HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN TO INSULT ANYONE OR SAY SOME SECRETS ABOUT THEM"
lol lies are allowed. You can tell us your stories for the fun of it or tell us real things like I did up there. smile
Damn my fingers are tired. Time to call a massaging company! Wha am I gonna pay them with? Ah mxm maybe it's time to break some laws and go to jail! lol just joking! smile

PS2: published this post using Opera mini 3.. Failed to do so on the mini 5 after several attempts sad

Until then
Holo3D[/S] bigsmile

Hard day

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I never thought I could write this soon this year! But something forced me to! down Iyoh I had a very long day yesterday(the drama still continues) down Fought with my boring electronic machines. ninja chef They really gave me a hard time believe you in me. Kicked me with their robotic sidekicks norris oouch! cry Like I indicated some couple of days ago that there is a war going on between the machines and their leader. lol So today I had to start from scratch damn bigeyes It true that if you love love something, it will always put you under a very intense pressure. Just like some of the people we try to live this life with. I packed the machine with some necessary weapons in order for it to be ready for a war. lol This wasn't easy though. I mean an hour of installing the Windows 7 predecessor wasn't sweet at all. All the rebooting and slow progressing and processing. When am I going to lay my hands on the so called 7 thing? rolleyes headbang Setup is kaak. bigeyes After the shield is complete you think oh what a relief then comes this > Please wait while Windows checks your computer's performance.. What is this? It is very slow why can't you skip this and continue? Hay no no man! This consumed my lovely 30 minutes of the day. Damn(again) bigeyes
You know I can't operate this stubborn machine with only Operating system software. So I had to install some application system softwares so that many of the so called hard tasks be simplified lol

Eish I'm still way back(behind) with this technological life you know. No Windows 7 and to add on that, still using the old 2007 package. cry
oh ok back to the applications now, started with the above old version of Office package and damn had to wait the whole twelve minutes for the robot to complete the installation. »» (0:12:42.01) = from hours to milliseconds. Loaded some applications too, Opera and other boring ones including the gimp. I hate this but because some times combination can breeds good results, it's back on board. You all know Microsoft's style for the office activation. I have no internet connection lol so I rely on my phone's R 1.00 airtime to connect to the web. Is that what you call dial~up connection? My boring mobile was without network connection(even today sad.) so I can't initiate a dial up on a no-network-device. down Another long hours(more than 24 hours) of waiting for our operator to fix the waves lol problem. irked

Now the from nowhere compatibility problem!

Who are these machines listening to? God or The Devil? I lied to myself yesterday. "These programs used to run smoothly, so they continue their smooth running since the O.S is still the same, is just that there was a re-doing". Which you call a reinstallation. The programs came with a sheep face. I smiled back at them and inserted the media discs one at a time but they didn't respond positively. *:angry:* lol Who am I pointing my wrath to? So I had to run them using the compatibility wizard which is one hell of the long turn initiator. I don't like you! Who are you looking at? Don't worry I'm talking about that wizard here. lol hmmm whatever!

World Aids Day

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Today is World Aids Day. What does it mean? Does it mean today everybody in this world is Hiv+(AIDS) today? We know what AIDS stand for and how people contract it. I know that there are many people who do nothing about and to help those with Hiv-AIDS.

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Wishing Madiba a very lovely Birthday

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He's one of Africa's best leaders ever. I'm talking about Madiba! lol send your messages of love to Madiba on this blog post, only if you like people(Not compulsory).

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Go to hell../ Xenophobic killings.. Why?

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I think S.africa is wearing black.. I know you disagree only because victims here are originally from outside South Africa. Just imagine you encountering something like a xenophobic attack. How about people living in other countries who are from S.africa? I'm one of stupidest people in South Africa but I don't just do what i need not do. I think a little before acting. I think many people already spoke about this so let me not go too deep because I would be wasting my dying time...
:cry: :eyes: :rolleyes:
THE FOLlowing links are ALL from Sowetan =+=
[1].Home page
[2].Heartless behaviour Do you think what you did is right?
[3].INHUMANITY
[4].What where you thinking?. 2010 Soccer World CUP is coming. I wonder what's gonna happen...

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May Day or May Dying

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A month of registration on myopera. The fear of death. cry No problem if i'm gone bye

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Malaria

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Please! tell me more about maralia bigeyes oh damn i mean MALARIA yes

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Happy Birthday \my friend/

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This guy is cool, friendly, up. Happy birthday my friend, Mr. David thepudi.
please visit his blog up. yes :cake:.

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