Half Monkey + Half Human

Do you still remember the day your granny caught you smoking B.B(Best Blend) , Boxer, Swazi or Durban poison at a friend's place with your beloved church's badge on? Yeah I can see you nodding there! or the day you were video taped in a pub dancing on the lap of a 53 years old man? Remember you're from a God fearing family .

These are some of the things we were found doing yet we were not supposed to do them. So now guys let's share our embarrassing moments! . I know that some people love writing about their luxurious cars, mansions, bungee jumping, diving with sharks, hunting crocodiles or maybe their trips to Sydney, Harare, Gaborone, Los Angeles, Durban, Johannesburg, Abuja or even Hong Kong. Some about their favorite food, celebrities , ai to mention but a few. So let's leave those for now.

here are Two of many of my worsts :

One hot and sunny day, I was walking on the street, as always, sweat was rolling down my body into my cartyre made sandals forming a big wave like tsunami inside them.
And suddenly I heard a big roar like that of a male lion inside my stomach. This was a nature's call right? So I saw the public toilets nearby and yelled "Yeah, clever rescue team, You gonna have a long hell of a visit today" Said to myself as if I was saying to the buildings while approaching nearer and nearer.
I entered in one of them as if I was competing with Michael Schumacher in a A1 racing tournament! I lowered my 10 years old trouser and started getting rid of the manure! "Thanks they are clean!", said to myself as I was busy letting the no-more-importants out of my body. (Don't forget the big roar I mentioned earlier)

So after completing the "five minutes" process, I looked around to see if there was something to wipe(sorry) myself with. e.g the packaging used in the Alpha or PPC cement, a newspaper or maybe a toilet roll. I was so damn disappointed to find that there was nothing helpful for me there , so I had to get out of there chased by some 1000 infantry soldiers. Some call them flies. Just imagine walking past some neat corporate personnel with a **** smell of an unwiped a**! Damn eish

The second one happened on the street again:

You know when you want to show your peers that you are a flirt!
You go for hard targets.
No easy ones, > agreement between all the parties concerned. Now you come across this chick, hot, beautiful, regular eh do those three mean one same thing?
This girl is better than the likes of Beyoncé, Rihanna, , Ciara, Nonhle Thema, Basetsana Khumalo eh . You name them.
You tell her how gorgeous she is, the way you love her lips, eyebrows,(did you look her in the eyes man? .) all this time she was paying attention to whatever you were saying.
You can ask her to repeat all the things I said to her.
I bet she will.
Now comes the time where you think she's in to you. And both of you've won the attention of the onlookers.
He's in, He's in they murmur in disbelief!
After a very long time the girl moved closer and kissed me(you) (my first time ofcourse:lol:.) and in a very loud voice she say,
"You're cute, handsome, and clever.
But I'm not into boys or men!" Huh! .

So come on guys let's hear yours. You can be a succesful businessman or businesswoman but you have your own embarrassing moments even if you don't wanna share them with us. But they are there. I know you were once caught on the city cameras having s** with a h**ker on the street! dusty buttocks .
Guys please lookout for one of my friends, she/he's going to seal his mouth.

ps : "THIS POST HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN TO INSULT ANYONE OR SAY SOME SECRETS ABOUT THEM"
lies are allowed. You can tell us your stories for the fun of it or tell us real things like I did up there.
Damn my fingers are tired. Time to call a massaging company! Wha am I gonna pay them with? Ah mxm maybe it's time to break some laws and go to jail! just joking!

PS²: published this post using Opera mini 3.. Failed to do so on the mini 5 after several attempts

Until then
Holo3D[/S]