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Yoh guys it's the last day of the year 2009. This day reminds me of a certain bad but funny story. :

There was this guy by the name of Phillip*. He was a good guy always telling people not to do wrong so that they don't end up in dungeon! Good advice, isn't it? One day one of his beautiful lady friends visited him. "hmmm I'm going to eat her today!", Phillip* thought for a moment. He tried to convince the lady to lay down for him (which was not going to be easy since they are just friends). The lady didn't like his idea and decided to leave but the big guy locked his house before she can step closer to the leaving door. There in his house , alone with the lady. He overpowered he and raped her. Poor lady! :irk: She cried but no one heard the cry, no one came to her rescue. Then the man satisfied himself hmmm! Then the lady reported the matter to the police who came and arrested Phillip. He was released on bail the following day. So Phillip went to see a sangoma. He told the sangoma everything including the court date. He told him/her to remove his gun so that they'll believe him when he tell that he didn't sleep with the girl(no concern). The doctor agreed and Phillip won the case. He went back to the doctor to collect his possessions but unfortunately the doctor died a day before and one of his cats ate the little bag!

Until next year people

With love
Holo3D

This happened few months ago.>> After the match between Orlando Pirates and Enyimba in a CAF Champions League eliminator,a Nigerian,a Mozambican and a South African are sittin in a S.african pub having a pint of beer
The Nigerian grabs his beer,downs it,throws his glass into de air,draws a handgun and shoots de glass in mid-air
He grins at de other 2,puts de gun down on de bar and shouts:"In Nigeria we've so many glasses we never drink out of de same glass twice"
The Mozambican then downs his beer,throws his glass into de air,grabs de gun off de bar,shoots de glass,puts the gun back on the bar and says:"Hey,in Mozambique we've so much sand which makes glass really cheap,so we too never drink out of de same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer,puts the glass down,picks up de gun,shoots both the Nigerian & Mozambican and says to the Barman:
"In South Africa we've so many Nigerians & Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice." Now,that's xenophobia for you:down:

A taxi driver was driving around when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He stopped and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the man said.
They all climbed into the taxi. When they were driving, the poor fellow{ME} said, "Sir, you are so kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The man replied, "No you don't understand. The grass at my house is over a metre tall!"
{"T Shezi"}