We shoot them!
By Holo3D. Sunday, 17. February 2008, 09:10:17
This happened few months ago.>> After the match between Orlando Pirates and Enyimba in a CAF Champions League eliminator,a Nigerian,a Mozambican and a South African are sittin in a S.african pub having a pint of beer
The Nigerian grabs his beer,downs it,throws his glass into de air,draws a handgun and shoots de glass in mid-air
He grins at de other 2,puts de gun down on de bar and shouts:"In Nigeria we've so many glasses we never drink out of de same glass twice"
The Mozambican then downs his beer,throws his glass into de air,grabs de gun off de bar,shoots de glass,puts the gun back on the bar and says:"Hey,in Mozambique we've so much sand which makes glass really cheap,so we too never drink out of de same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer,puts the glass down,picks up de gun,shoots both the Nigerian & Mozambican and says to the Barman:
"In South Africa we've so many Nigerians & Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice." Now,that's xenophobia for you:down:
The Nigerian grabs his beer,downs it,throws his glass into de air,draws a handgun and shoots de glass in mid-air
He grins at de other 2,puts de gun down on de bar and shouts:"In Nigeria we've so many glasses we never drink out of de same glass twice"
The Mozambican then downs his beer,throws his glass into de air,grabs de gun off de bar,shoots de glass,puts the gun back on the bar and says:"Hey,in Mozambique we've so much sand which makes glass really cheap,so we too never drink out of de same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer,puts the glass down,picks up de gun,shoots both the Nigerian & Mozambican and says to the Barman:
"In South Africa we've so many Nigerians & Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice." Now,that's xenophobia for you:down:
