By Holo3D. Thursday, 7. February 2008, 11:39:35
jokes
At a BAR in NEW YORK, the man to ZUMA's left tells the BARTENDER, "Johnnie Walker, single," and the man's companion says, Jack Daniels, single." The BARTENDER approaches ZUMA and asks : "And you, sir?" ZUMA replies : "Jacob Zuma married." he he he he 
By Holo3D. Tuesday, 22. January 2008, 11:33:09
Comedians, jokes
A taxi driver was driving around when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He stopped and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the man said.
They all climbed into the taxi. When they were driving, the poor fellow{ME} said, "Sir, you are so kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The man replied, "No you don't understand. The grass at my house is over a metre tall!"
{"T Shezi"}
