We shoot them!
By Holo3D. Sunday, 17. February 2008, 09:10:17
This happened few months ago.>> After the match between Orlando Pirates and Enyimba in a CAF Champions League eliminator,a Nigerian,a Mozambican and a South African are sittin in a S.african pub having a pint of beer
The Nigerian grabs his beer,downs it,throws his glass into de air,draws a handgun and shoots de glass in mid-air
He grins at de other 2,puts de gun down on de bar and shouts:"In Nigeria we've so many glasses we never drink out of de same glass twice"
The Mozambican then downs his beer,throws his glass into de air,grabs de gun off de bar,shoots de glass,puts the gun back on the bar and says:"Hey,in Mozambique we've so much sand which makes glass really cheap,so we too never drink out of de same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer,puts the glass down,picks up de gun,shoots both the Nigerian & Mozambican and says to the Barman:
"In South Africa we've so many Nigerians & Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice." Now,that's xenophobia for you:down:
The Nigerian grabs his beer,downs it,throws his glass into de air,draws a handgun and shoots de glass in mid-air
He grins at de other 2,puts de gun down on de bar and shouts:"In Nigeria we've so many glasses we never drink out of de same glass twice"
The Mozambican then downs his beer,throws his glass into de air,grabs de gun off de bar,shoots de glass,puts the gun back on the bar and says:"Hey,in Mozambique we've so much sand which makes glass really cheap,so we too never drink out of de same glass twice."
The South African finishes his beer,puts the glass down,picks up de gun,shoots both the Nigerian & Mozambican and says to the Barman:
"In South Africa we've so many Nigerians & Mozambicans that we never have to drink with the same ones twice." Now,that's xenophobia for you:down:
By blcktear !, # 29. February 2008, 08:42:59
By Holo3D, # 29. February 2008, 08:52:29
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By blcktear !, # 5. April 2008, 21:27:07
Originally posted by Blcktear !:
stupid things,, like racial killings.
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By Holo3D, # 6. April 2008, 06:11:19
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By blcktear !, # 11. April 2008, 21:15:02
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By Holo3D, # 11. April 2008, 21:57:31
By Holo3D, # 24. May 2008, 17:28:10
i got it from a friend of mine actually:D anyhow, here goes:
Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Mugabe all die and go to hell..
and the devil tells them they can make one call each..
now Queen Elizabeth gets up and asks to call her Country.. the devil says yes go ahead.. she talks for 5minutes and asks the devil how much she owes him for the call; he tells her 500 million dollars.
Queen Elizabeth then takes out her cheque book and writes out a cheque then goes back onto her seat.
then Bush decides he wants to call the USA, he talks for 10 minutes and the devil tells him he owes him 100 million dollars.
takes out his cheque book and writes out a cheque then sits back in his chair.
Now Mugabe having seen all this, starts getting jealous and asks to call Zim.. no problem, the devil says.
and Mugabe talks for an hour. after that he asks the devil how much he owes him and the devil replies: 1 dollar.
What?.. asks Mugabe, how can that be?..
from one hell to another is a local call. so 1 dollar it is!
By blcktear !, # 24. May 2008, 19:46:02
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By Holo3D, # 25. May 2008, 14:18:56