Crouching Tiger, Hidden Philosopher
Thursday, May 10, 2007 10:48:37 PM
Having run out of options, he swallowed his pride and took up the offer of playing a tiger in a costume at a zoo. He was locked up in a cage, where he was supposed to imitate various tiger-like movements to entertain visitors.
To his horror, another tiger appeared in the cage and started approaching him. He panicked and was on the brink of collapse when the tiger said: "Don't be afraid. I'm also a philosophy major."

