My OperaThe Physiological Laboratory for the Betterment of Men's Sexual Intercourse
Monday, October 23, 2006 2:09:09 AM
THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT
According to a recent report conducted by an influential medical institute, 'The Physiological Laboratory for the Betterment of Men's Sexual Intercourse' (PLBS):
1, The length of a "normal" male's dick is in reverse proportion to its diameter;
2, A "normal" male's dick's functional persistency is also found in reverse proportion to its length;
3, The finding is independent of race, living environment, climatic condition, experience etc etc;
4, The finding is universally applicable (based on millions of hospital examinations and experiments) to all male spices;
5, All irrevelant cases are classified as 'abnormal' in PLBS's databank which accounts to less than 0.5% of all tested samples;
6, For the betterment of male's sexual intercourse, PLBS is proud to be able to provide a simple surgery to those in need, in particular for "adnormal" victims. The surgery will normally take about 3 seconds in its Lab;
7, The surgery is free for now. Pledget is not provided, please bring your own.
Note: Any male (all sex tendencies) who want to have an aforesaid surgery or is interested in contributing his record to the Lab's databank is welcome. Please contact the author.
This is a contribution to Boycott Chinese Girls Who Date White Guys (The 88s' Blog)
Update:
24.10.06 01:34 - An Opera community citizen has just sent me an online message with a simple remark on this piece: "WTF". Full words being abbreviated, I self-censored it to follow the Internet ABC partyline: 'Anti-Bullshit Campaign' as to promote 'Mind & Ideology Purity'. Anyone who desperately want to share his/her views with me, please register yourself at Opera (again, this isn't an advertisement) and send me 'secret' messages. Do so only if you can't hold it to yourself. But I have to warn you folks that I'll post it when/wherever I feel fit. As a matter of message-property-rights, I judge that you lost yours whilst they're in my message-box which I treat it as a trash-box. Afterall, I don't mind being a trash-picker.
According to a recent report conducted by an influential medical institute, 'The Physiological Laboratory for the Betterment of Men's Sexual Intercourse' (PLBS):
1, The length of a "normal" male's dick is in reverse proportion to its diameter;
2, A "normal" male's dick's functional persistency is also found in reverse proportion to its length;
3, The finding is independent of race, living environment, climatic condition, experience etc etc;
4, The finding is universally applicable (based on millions of hospital examinations and experiments) to all male spices;
5, All irrevelant cases are classified as 'abnormal' in PLBS's databank which accounts to less than 0.5% of all tested samples;
6, For the betterment of male's sexual intercourse, PLBS is proud to be able to provide a simple surgery to those in need, in particular for "adnormal" victims. The surgery will normally take about 3 seconds in its Lab;
7, The surgery is free for now. Pledget is not provided, please bring your own.
Note: Any male (all sex tendencies) who want to have an aforesaid surgery or is interested in contributing his record to the Lab's databank is welcome. Please contact the author.
This is a contribution to Boycott Chinese Girls Who Date White Guys (The 88s' Blog)
Update:
24.10.06 01:34 - An Opera community citizen has just sent me an online message with a simple remark on this piece: "WTF". Full words being abbreviated, I self-censored it to follow the Internet ABC partyline: 'Anti-Bullshit Campaign' as to promote 'Mind & Ideology Purity'. Anyone who desperately want to share his/her views with me, please register yourself at Opera (again, this isn't an advertisement) and send me 'secret' messages. Do so only if you can't hold it to yourself. But I have to warn you folks that I'll post it when/wherever I feel fit. As a matter of message-property-rights, I judge that you lost yours whilst they're in my message-box which I treat it as a trash-box. Afterall, I don't mind being a trash-picker.
