"Horncastle Holiday!"

Lincolnshire life of an Historic Market Town set in scenic Wolds country by the sea

Weather & Geo Info for Horncastle



 Met Office UK Weather Forecast 

Horncastle Weather

Tourists and visitors are often surprised to find that the bottom of the Lincolnshire Wolds tends to have it's own micro climate. Often the heaviest of the Westerley Atlantic storms are tired after their trip over the Pennines, tending to slide out to sea down the Witham from Lincoln and into The Wash. To the North they do similar down the Humber from Sheffield, and into the Sea at Cleethorpes, avoiding Horncastle.

 Detailed Area Synopsis 


The Easterly winter storm winds generally get blocked by the 450ft high Wold and Heath to the North East. Quite often the weather at Lincoln is different to Horncastle which is different to the Coast, with only 40 miles seperating the 3 areas.

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From the Wold above Horncastle, it's possible to see the Nitrous brown smog that blankets Nottingham, and to a lesser extent, Lincoln.
At 20 miles the town is probably the furthest place to which seagulls come to actively, and I can occasionally catch the North Sea's aroma, having been born and bred in the Midlands. In late spring, it's funny to hear the young crows coming up from the fen making seagull shrieks, as this is all they've ever known. Later in the season, after some time spent with inland rookeries, their call reverts back to a 'caw'.

Geo Info

 Ordnance Survey Map 

No matter which way you come into the town, it's downhill; indeed, Spilsby, out near the fens, is higher asl. This means the town is somewhat sheltered on all sides and practically surrounded by water courses; the Romans using this to their benefit with the erection of a substantial fort.

 ISS Fly By Times 
 (from Horncastle) 


 Lincs Tide Times Info 

 Current Moon Phase 

 Ship Webcams 

Snow Covered Skegness Beach
 B|B|C  Lincs Webcams 

View the coastal resorts of Mablethorpe and Skegness,
and The Cathedral Quarter at Lincoln

Admission Prices
For the 1600th straight year, admission to the town for a holiday, to view it's history and tour the blue heritage plaques is £0.00...

Antique 1889 Town Clock







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Some Skegness Windfarm Facts
  • Britain gets 2/5th of the total European winds
  • Britain is now one of the World's leading offshore wind generators
  • The 54 Lynn and Inner Dowsing turbines are one of the largest wind farms in the World
  • Completed on-time and in a budget, of £300million
  • Capacity approaching 200 million Watts, over 100 thousand homes powered
  • Even a gentle breeze has the blade tips doing 200mph
  • Their columns stand in 60ft of water
  • Maintenance boats come from Grimsby, staffed by fishermen
  • They're 5.2km off Skegness and Ingoldmells
  • 72km of heavy duty electric cable links them beneath the waves
  • Blades are made of balsa and fibre glass - and in 2 years I've never seen them becalmed...
 renewableUK 



 Horncastle Flooding Map 
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With a majority of Lincolnshire being drained through the town, the rivers can get a little exciting at times, but a large inundation hasn't occured since the days of numerous Trent power stations all using steam coal, the Flood of 1960 gathering in a few hours of a terrific thunder storm.


Likewise the 5 Richter tremor, 2008, was the largest for a while and probably had more to do with Belmont mast than has been officially admitted.
 BGS UK Earthquakes 
Or the ones they're are telling us about. . .
 Southampton BGS Mirror 



A Horncastle Poem

I dream of the sound of pelican crossings filling the air all day long,

I must have my market browsing interrupted by inane muzak song.

I long for strangers and knowing no-one as I walk around the crowded streets,

I've got to find at least 12 varieties of the latest chocolate doggy treat.

And where is the mighty ring-road talked of so long ago?

Not that it will ever get used as it's easier to trundle on through.

I want my church Big, a minster monster; but I'll never attend, they don't sing My song there.

I want to be closer to the Sea, 30 meters is too high for me.

Then three times a year when I get the notion, I can drive half as far to slap on the lotion.

I demand the right to 2nd hand CD's, tapes and videos,

With the choice of ten chippies for seafood along the presidio.

In fact there's so much I want from 'down south'.

Perhaps I should just move to Louth!

As Published in the Horncastle News 2006

Here's another offering, at the Letters Page about an ancient lane up to the Winceby Battle Ground.


Joke Supermario gif - Congratulations you've found the right castle
 Free Online Holiday Games! 


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The Lincolnshire Flag

The new updated Lincs flag was chosen after a competition run by Lincolnshire Life Magazine and BBC Lincs. It features the Fleur De Lis representing Lincoln City, the red cross of St George, the blue of the sea and skies, and the green of the land outlined with the gold of the crops.
(Made at emofaces.com)
animated smiley waving lincolnshire flag
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