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By Marksalmondine. Thursday, September 29, 2005 5:54:49 AM
Or Alternatively You May Not Exist.
Do A Quick Reality Test:
1. Get A Mirror
2. Gaze Into It
3. Is There A Reflection?
4. Are you A Vampire?, If Yes Disregard Questions 5. and 6.
5. Do You Recognize The Reflection?
6. Is It You?
If You Followed The Directions And Answered (Yes Or No) To Two Or More Questions,
You Probably Exist.(95% Chance)













Hekate GalateaHekate # Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:24:22 AM
oh my. now what?????
Jimradostsguy # Friday, November 18, 2005 7:10:16 PM
Kc4 the Greatklingoncowboy4 # Tuesday, November 22, 2005 8:17:02 PM
Thindy # Thursday, February 16, 2006 2:19:28 AM
Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse # Monday, May 19, 2008 1:19:07 AM
Marksalmondine # Monday, July 28, 2008 3:47:16 AM
When you contact them, they will profess ignorance, be persistant.
Demand a written denial in Swahili!
If the wall of denial remains, contact another embassy and
complain about the Portugeese embassy to them, eventually YOU WILL PREVAIL!!!
Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse # Monday, July 28, 2008 5:02:36 AM