My OperaIn Which Our Heroines Introduce Themselves, A Letter, And Some Advice For Revenge..
Wednesday, August 5, 2009 11:07:30 PM
Welcome! Bienvenu! And other assortments of greetings and salutations!
Welcome to the first installment of Involuntary Anything, in which our Heroines (Lime and Mime, or...us) introduce themselves. This new and belated blog is the first of many random conversations. And when we say random, we mean: completely inconsequential, irrelevant, drivel. So we hope you enjoy it, as much as we enjoy talking about it! This blog was born from a conversation that ranged from relationships, to the end of relationships, to stalkers, to momma's home cooking. Thus begins the diverse ride, that is our lives.
We wanted to start off this week by asking a question. Have any of you ever been mind-fucked*? (* see below for definitions) If you have, then you are now a member of the Mind-Fucked-But-Slowly-Getting-Over-It-And-Living-A-Better-Life-Or-Wallowing-In-Self-Pity Club. Recently, one of our Heroines (Lime) experienced this travesty. This is the letter she wrote, to... alleviate some of her more, well let's just say, negative feelings.
A Letter To A {Insert Clever Insult Here}
Dear Fuck-Face,
I really like how you made me feel really good about myself all the time, and then pulled the cliched rug out from under my ,thought to be balanced, feet. I really enjoyed how nice you were to me, almost all the time. Oh, until you decided to kick me out of your life suddenly, and without just cause. If you were a plant, I wouldn't water you. Thanks for lying so eloquently, and making me believe you. You have a career in acting ahead of you, although, I hope you end up living in a box.
Sincerely yours, and hating your guts,
Lime
p.s. Go to hell... I hope you get AIDS
Usually, us Heroines wouldn't condone such obviously blind hatred and bitterness. It's just not how we function. Writing an angry letter may help with the poison and bile left behind by the individual's obvious insensitivity to your sensitivity, but their are better ways of getting that luscious and Oh So Satisfying revenge we all seem to crave sometimes. Which brings us to PART DEUX!
Involuntary Anything's Number One Revenge!
Our number one tip for getting that delicious revenge, Kill Them...With Kindness. Nothing is going to bother someone who hurt you worse than you going out of your way to be nice to them, no matter what they say, or do for that matter. Not only do you come off like they didn't destroy every shred of dignity you have, but you also look like the BETTER person. Not to mention, they are going to expect you to be mad at them, why not throw them for a loop of their own? Kill them with Kindness, and you will feel better about the situation than they will, and who knows, they might even come crawling back. Though at that point, it's a personal choice in what you will do.
That's all for this week. Come back next week for musings on... Our Need To Lie To Ourselves. Stalkers, and how to deal with them...Creatively, and our personal thoughts on Friends with Benefits.
Signing off with...If It's Involuntary, It could be Anything.
* A mind fuck, is when something you knew to the core of your being, suddenly changes, throwing you for a proverbial loop. This can be, divorce, drugs, an ending friendship, relationship (Anything that ends with ship really.) disease, stubbing your toe, and any number of different situations.(Except maybe that last one)
Welcome to the first installment of Involuntary Anything, in which our Heroines (Lime and Mime, or...us) introduce themselves. This new and belated blog is the first of many random conversations. And when we say random, we mean: completely inconsequential, irrelevant, drivel. So we hope you enjoy it, as much as we enjoy talking about it! This blog was born from a conversation that ranged from relationships, to the end of relationships, to stalkers, to momma's home cooking. Thus begins the diverse ride, that is our lives.
We wanted to start off this week by asking a question. Have any of you ever been mind-fucked*? (* see below for definitions) If you have, then you are now a member of the Mind-Fucked-But-Slowly-Getting-Over-It-And-Living-A-Better-Life-Or-Wallowing-In-Self-Pity Club. Recently, one of our Heroines (Lime) experienced this travesty. This is the letter she wrote, to... alleviate some of her more, well let's just say, negative feelings.
A Letter To A {Insert Clever Insult Here}
Dear Fuck-Face,
I really like how you made me feel really good about myself all the time, and then pulled the cliched rug out from under my ,thought to be balanced, feet. I really enjoyed how nice you were to me, almost all the time. Oh, until you decided to kick me out of your life suddenly, and without just cause. If you were a plant, I wouldn't water you. Thanks for lying so eloquently, and making me believe you. You have a career in acting ahead of you, although, I hope you end up living in a box.
Sincerely yours, and hating your guts,
Lime
p.s. Go to hell... I hope you get AIDS
Usually, us Heroines wouldn't condone such obviously blind hatred and bitterness. It's just not how we function. Writing an angry letter may help with the poison and bile left behind by the individual's obvious insensitivity to your sensitivity, but their are better ways of getting that luscious and Oh So Satisfying revenge we all seem to crave sometimes. Which brings us to PART DEUX!
Involuntary Anything's Number One Revenge!
Our number one tip for getting that delicious revenge, Kill Them...With Kindness. Nothing is going to bother someone who hurt you worse than you going out of your way to be nice to them, no matter what they say, or do for that matter. Not only do you come off like they didn't destroy every shred of dignity you have, but you also look like the BETTER person. Not to mention, they are going to expect you to be mad at them, why not throw them for a loop of their own? Kill them with Kindness, and you will feel better about the situation than they will, and who knows, they might even come crawling back. Though at that point, it's a personal choice in what you will do.
That's all for this week. Come back next week for musings on... Our Need To Lie To Ourselves. Stalkers, and how to deal with them...Creatively, and our personal thoughts on Friends with Benefits.
Signing off with...If It's Involuntary, It could be Anything.
* A mind fuck, is when something you knew to the core of your being, suddenly changes, throwing you for a proverbial loop. This can be, divorce, drugs, an ending friendship, relationship (Anything that ends with ship really.) disease, stubbing your toe, and any number of different situations.(Except maybe that last one)
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