Involuntary Anything

In Which Our Heroines Discuss Their Likes, Dislikes, Friends and Benefits, Spot-Lights and Shadows, And Just A Few Lies.

Friday, August 14, 2009 4:56:43 AM

Hello dears and queers! (As in different, not a derogatory way to say homosexual. Jerks.)

How is everyone this week? We are peachy! Currently our good friend Mime is out of town (sadness)! So your slightly sour heroine Lime is covering this week's segment.


To start Involuntar[/COLOR]y Anything off this week, our Heroines thought they would let the blogging community know just a little more about them!



INVOLUNTARY ANYTHING'S INDUCTION INTO THE MINDS OF LIME AND MIME!
PARTIE ONE
Mime

LIKES
-Clothes
-Shoes-
-Icecream
-Friends
-Sports(not volleyball!)
-Good fitting bras
-Coffee
-Traveling
-The Beach
-Pink
DISLIKES
-Blonde Asians
-Pit stains (ew much?)
-Being Hungry
-Being let down
-Being ignorant
-That gross skunk smell
-Additives/preservatives
-Rude people
-"posers"
-Being broke

PART DEUX
Lime

LIKES
-Flirting
-Anime(SAILORMOON!)
-Watching people play video games
-Being sober
-Baking
-Fruit
-Being straightforward
-Movies (comedy and horror )
-Pretty boys
-Purple
DISLIKES
-People who are uglier than her but who have boyfriends
-Waking up tired
-Rude people who think that if someone says "bless you" they are being condescending (You know who you are!)
-People who smoke around her, and ash on her, even if it's accidental, that shit is annoying.
-Real coffee
-Dropping her phone (or washing it for that matter)
-That tingly pins and needles feeling you get when one of your extremities fall asleep.
-Other drivers (Especially those who don't signal, she measured and in her car the signal stick is only THREE inches away from the steering wheel, less than a finger length, you lazy {insert inappropriate jargon here})
-Those people who are too lazy to type out words. EX.// l8r instead of ''Later''
-People who constantly put themselves into dramatic situations and later complain about those situations. Yes yes, poor you. Man up, rub some dirt in it, and get over yourself!

There you have it! A little insight into what really makes our Heroines tick and tock!



FWB* Pro... or Con?





Lime's Opinion (Since Mime is MIA)

"Truthfully, I would say there are pros and cons to this situation;

Pros: You get some, and you have someone to hang out with just as friends, when you aren't up for the grind. You also don't really have to put up with their weird quirks because when it comes down to it, you don't have to be committed to their oddities.

Cons: Usually there is only communication when the "friends" want to -hook up-. There really is no commitment, so your "friend" could be getting friendly with... many other "friends" (Condoms folks. Condoms!)And from what I have seen, these relationships that aren't relationships tend to evolve (for one person at least) into a sort of unrequited like. Ensuring that the means to the end will be as painful as the end. Seems like a lot of effort.
In conclusion, I would say, if you want to get some, with no strings attached... Hire a hooker. "




Stalkers! And the people who fear them!


Our Heroines agree that being a stalkee is never nice. And the advice below is solely for Spot-Light Stalkers** and not Shadow Stalkers***

Involuntary Anything's Advice[/B]

DO NOT RESPOND![/B] Don't invite more trouble and obsession into your life. Don't even tell them to leave you alone, don't say a word, keep your mouth shut, and it'll work itself out. The more you reply, the more they will try to win you over. You are just giving them hope... Duh.

This little piece of common sense brings our Heroines to their final point of the evening.

Why is it that we as people, feel the need to lie to ourselves?[/B][/COLOR]

Lime and Mime have a small theory:It's a defense mechanism, to keep panic down, pressure away, pride close, and morale high.[/SIZE][/ALIGN]



If it's Involuntary,It could be Anything[/B]



*FWB: Friend With Benefits; a friend who you have sex with. It's like having a boy/girl friend, only you don't have to buy -her- anything, and you don't have to pretend to be interested in -his- silly hobbies.

**Spot-Light Stalkers: Boys/Girls who take a -slightly- obsessive interest in you. Creepy and pushy, they continuously attempt to entice their objects of affection into relationships and into sex. Police activity is not generally needed.

***Shadow Stalkers: These are the stalkers you need armed protection from. They call you late at night, in the middle of the day, and during the morning as well, breathing heavily. They collect things that you have touched, and send deceased animals as gifts. No amount of persuation can detain them from their object of obsession.