My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle

As the title says, trying to figure out how this stuff works. Anyways, posting it as I wanted to take part in the Speed Dial Background Contest. Got an idea and a little time to make it be, so we'll see I guess.

Now, how do I make it show what I want, lol.



OK, so this is it. Click on the thumbnail to see the larger picture.