He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . " I do not"
Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A.He buys two cases of beer .
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them.
Q How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A.. A widow.
Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" G od says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says , "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks. " The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.
She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."
It's March already, and the summer is finished. But, so far we have had hotter weather here in Sydney this month than we did in February! Very unusual...
I took some lovely photos yesterday of some purple and also pink flowers. The purple ones are a deep purple color, I love them!
They sang a tribute to Roy Orbison JUST RUNNING SCARED.
The GROUP Members.....
Frank Allen (Bass Guitar & Vocals) introduced the lead singer Spencer James (Synth Guitar & Vocals), then himself, then Eddie Rothe(Drums & Vocals) and John McNally(6 & 12 String Guitar & Vocals).
They also sang EACH TIME by a Jackie Deshannon then The Beatles TWIST & SHOUT.
The last song before a 20 minute intermission was SEVEN NIGHTS TO ROLL......
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Back for the second half of the concert which included ~
SOME DAY WE'RE GONNA LOVE AGAIN, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE RAIN? TAKE ME FOR WHAT I'M WORTH & GOODBYE MY LOVE.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU WERE CRYING was next, YOUNG GIRL & NEEDLES & PINS. I'm sure I heard FOUR STRONG WINDS as well after watching the dvd later. It's a lovely Canadian ballard.
Then ROCKIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD and a that beautiful song YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE.
This was the last song until the audience demanded more!
Coming back on stage they sang a medley of their songs including SWEETS FOR MY SWEET, DON'T THROW YOUR LOVE AWAY, WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM, LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE, SUGAR & SPICE and NEEDLES & PINS...
After the show The Searchers were down the back of the auditorium ready to sign autographs and to my delight were selling their DVD "Live Stage Show The SEARCHERS in concert" (which I had to have a copy of signed by all of them...) and also CD's.
It was evident that the audience loved them as they sang along, clapped and waved their hands to so many songs! They encouraged people to take photos ~ stuff memories were made of....
May you always walk in sunshine Have at least one comfortable chair I wish you lots of butterflies Every night Stardust in your hair.....
May you wake each morning feeling rested Find much happiness, that makes you smile! Achieve all your passions in this life And find your hearts desire, if only for a while.....