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James Random

James Random

James Random

About me

Well, what can be said about me? Well much actually. I'm single, I'm 23 and Im a Graphic Designer from Sunny England (Oxymoron I know). Some people consider me to be "very clever" others consider me to be "a randomist" whilst others consider me to be much worse. Things that I like are thus: Food! Particularly Scotch Eggs. Sleep! Sex! Art! Music(metal, rock ect)! err...tea-drinking!
Things that I dislike are thus: Chavs. Emo's. Bling. the use of the word "peng" in any sentance. People who say "like" in the middle of every other sentance. People who stand their bottles up on the conveyor belt at checkouts (just a lack of common sense). queues. Strange people. Smart Arses, (I have an IQ of 180, but i learned to keep my ears open and my mouth shut, nobody likes a Smart Arse.)
Im quite friendly, so don't be afraid to say Hello! Or, Lets have sex! Or something similar.

My work

Well as I mentioned previously, Im a Graphic Designer and Artist, i'm quite good with the old Photoshop and other apps and I've only just started my freelance company whilst I do Graphic Design at uni.
Largely I work from home, which is an added bonus since I don't necessarily have to go out of the house to get to work :D

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:Gratuitous Sex and Nudity.
  • Last movie seen:Spiderman 3
  • Music I listen to:Nice music. METALLLLL!
  • Best album right now:Incubus: Light Grenades.
  • Favorite author:Charles Dickens.
  • Last book read:The Dice Man...dont remember who by.
  • Best game right now:Ludo.
  • Favorite sports team:Don't have one...
  • I'm passionate about:Food, sex, design, though not necessarily in that order.
  • I wish I could:Meet an alien.
  • Favorite travel destination:The Pub.
  • On my vacation I..:Masturbate, mostly.
  • If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Have them converted to pounds.
  • If I were a super hero I would:Hopefully be able to fly to holiday destinations without paying air fares.
  • Food I like:Anything with eggs, generally.
  • I don't like:Chavs, Emo's, Vandalism, Mika, Amy Winehouse, Drugs, Smoking, any hour before 9am.
  • Software I use:Photoshop, Opera, Illustrator, InDesign, Cinema4D
  • Hardware I use:AlienwareALX PC