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plz do my homework for me!

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If you have an informational website, and some way for people to contact you, you’re bound to get requests that can be summarized as: “Please do my homework for me!” If I reply at all, it's along the lines of “this website can help you to do your own homework!”

Now I'm preparing for a workshop (about accessibility). My Windows laptop is slowly dying, so I don't dare to use that. My MacBook is brand new, and I've never done a presentation with it. And I hate Powerpoint and prefer Open Source Software (OSS) whenever possible anyway, so I'm thinking of using OpenOffice.org Impress. OK, so I do a little research - adapters to connect the MacBook to a projector (all sorted now), collect some tutorials for Impress to get up to speed quickly (there's an incredible number of those).

And I find the superlative of the do-my-homework-for-me syndrome in the comments on one (otherwise not very useful to me) tutorial; this one doesn't look like homework — more like a business meeting:

plz send me ppt presentation for open office in which presentation on writer,clac,ect
Err… “ppt”? A Powerpoint presentation on Open Office??

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The Peanut AwardNerd-on-a-stick to the rescue!

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Quinnuendo 17. April 2008, 10:15

yeah it is pretty incredible what people can ask :smile:

otherwise, Impress is pretty good as far as I have used it, although I also use PowerPoint when in need of sending to a conference or something where you know they will use MS software. The compatibility should be pretty good.

about the macbook - I remember on one conference a participant couldn't hook up his mac to the projector, so he had to move files around on his flash, that had problems with compatibility... but it sorted out in the end...

JavaWoman 17. April 2008, 12:22

Trying to hedge my bets as far as the MacBook connection is concerned: I got myself both miniDVI-DVI and miniDVI-VGA adapters; and I'll put the presentation on my USB stick which has portable versions of OO.o for both Windows and OS X on it (part of my “nerd-on-a-stick” project). So even if the MacBook connection fails, I should be able to borrow someone's Windows notebook. But I'm told there will be technicians to help me set it up, so I'm not going to worry about it. :smile:

Quinnuendo 18. April 2008, 12:20

well this definetly counts as being prepared :smile:

although I figured from your original post (the part about adapters) that you'll be fine...

JavaWoman 26. April 2008, 17:47

Being prepared, indeed! And not for nothing, as it turned out… See Nerd-on-a-stick to the rescue! Oh, boy.

chaals 28. April 2008, 17:31

For presentations I actually use Opera. I can get it on a stick easily enough in several flavours, along with a webpage that has a projection mode stylesheet that makes it do slides (so-called "OperaShow" which is really just basic CSS).

It's a long time since I found a projector that stubborn though...

JavaWoman 28. April 2008, 22:05

I know Opera can do this (though I haven't tried it, should do that some time when I get a few tuits) but I have on occasion done presentations in just HTML; I'm not too fond of the CSS-only methods though, they tend to be too hard to control. I've also used Powerpoint, which I absolutely hate!

So, portable OpenOffice.org (or on the Mac NeoOffice) with Impress it is for me, and when I post the presentation on my site I can easily make it available in various formats, not just open document format, but also PDF or even — god forbid — Powerpoint (but only if I get specific requests for that!).

As to stubborn projectors… well, this one certainly was, a whole building full of them. I do hope it's the last such I'll encounter but I fear not…

Anonymous 15. September 2008, 18:44

vinitha writes:

i like this becaus it helps me

Anonymous 7. October 2008, 02:33

Anonymous1 writes:

i need help

Anonymous 7. October 2008, 02:34

Anonymous1 writes:

i need help

chaals 7. October 2008, 08:11

Indeed

Anonymous 3. November 2008, 17:30

teneil writes:

i need u to puntuate this sentence for me. After an hour passed and before i arrived , the salesman gave up in disgust

Anonymous 22. September 2009, 16:54

Anonymous writes:

i need help

Quinnuendo 24. September 2009, 16:22

You sure do, Jimmy

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