Unfortunately, Paris is suffering from numerous attacks of Bad Press...and all of this through no fault of her own. However bad things may seem for the poor heiress, all is not lost. The image that can be corrupted can be renovated, decrusted of the accumulated layers of smear and unwarranted smirch, sort of like the Sistine Chapel.

My recommendation is that her image be blended with the image of a more revered public figure, dead or alive. It seems to me to be a perfect use of the image of Mother Teresa, who is in no position to complain. Considering her position in the hagiography of Indian mythology, I see it as the perfect blend, issuing, finally, in a gigantic Bollywood extravaganza starring...you guessed, none other than Paris herself!

In an opening salvo in her renovation, I suggest the following promotional photo.