Words from a Bulbasaur... With a Jetpack.

I'd imagine at the time, this would have been every young nerds dream. 56 chemicals to play with at your own whimsy, with next to no safety regulations. Of course, even the slightly more dangerous stuff was included in the package, like potassium permanganate.

"But come on, this was a more innocent time. Mr. Gilbert probably never even thought that kids would use his sets for that sort of " --





.... Haa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyJeC99QO8A

The original version makes me cringe in disappointment. But somehow, a nerd can make even that sound lovely.

Okay, yes yes. I've been gone. Even with my newly packed schedule, I had plenty of free time where I could have atleast clocked on to see how people are doing. My bad! But something happened today which shook me up pretty bad. Probably the second.. third? most traumatizing thing to happen so far in my life.

I was walking home from work, as I do every day. But today, I got a sporting punch. In the face. Yes, some perpetual freak thought it was acceptable to attack someone for something as menial as a mobile phone. He literally could have just asked, and I would have been too terrified to question. But no, now I may need dental work and have a marble-like lump in my lip.

After all the drama died down, and my brothers stopped prawling the streets, looking for anyone who looked even the least bit suspicious, I thought "Maybe he's in some sort of desperate situation?" But fuck that. I need to re-do all my contacts because of the bastard. I'm allowed 2 weeks off work for "Potential trauma and damages", which I supposed is a plus. I don't plan on taking off these pajamas for a good while.

I'd take a snap of the damage but I don't seem to have my camera-phone on my person.

Now excuse me while I power-skim all the blogs I've missed!

Due to a complete lack of originality and wit, I've been reduced to just copy and pasting one of those mediocre intrusive questionnaires. My life has been pretty much empty lately, when I'm not poorly, I'm at work. Sometimes I even multi-task the two, which I probably shouldn't, since I work with food. Anyway..

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