Hmmmm, Moses, Moses, Moses..........
From what I remember, having not recently read of the Bible, Moses, after a raining a few plagues on Pharaoic Egypt with the help of God, escaped the evil ruler of the day, crossed the Red Sea by parting the waters, scrambled up Mount Sinai, talked to a burning bush, brought the Ten Commandments, got lost in the desert, and went mad and died before ever seeing the promised land. In microcosm and not necessarily in that order, there was also a lot of stuff about the chosen tribe and not returning to pagan worship and mind controlling verse and turn of phrase, that was the story. Well, after watching a couple of documentaries on the BBC last night I have figured out in a moment of epiphany that Moses had the map upside-down. There is one worrying factor that I will get to momentarily, it has to do with the Ark of the Covenant, but as I said, momentarily.
The two shows I watched were on Africa, the first, chronologically, was expounding the beauty and vastness and relative low human occupation of the Rift Valley, that place in Africa where the anthropologists Leakey found remains of what today is still recognised as the earliest human. The valley itself is beautiful and bountiful, almost continuously supplied of new fertility by local volcanic eruptions and has an unique and varied wildlife of both flora and fauna, truly for someone making the move from Egypt with a tribe to feed a 'promised land', a garden of Edenic qualities and proportions. Well worth the journey, and to arrive at this destination the tribe would have to pass through the second BBC show.
The second BBC show, right after the Rift Valley documentary, showed the remains of the Kingdoms of Ethiopia, in an effort to trace and find evidence of a connection between the existence of the Ethiopian kings and that of the reign of King Solomon, proof of a direct descendant would have been good, failing that something concrete to suggest such a lineage. So off the host went, touring Ethiopia, visiting castles, churches and ruins, and an interesting and enlightening tour eventuated, churches hewn from great rocks that had stone features resembling wood built edifices, and monasteries that can only be visited by men (not even female animals are allowed onto the same ground as the monastery), and ruins that pre-date anything built in Egypt or Europe. Here's the worrying factor I mentioned earlier, The Ark of the Covenant was brought to Ethiopia, it is believed, by the son of Solomon. Why is this worrying? Well, it means that when Moses made his covenant with God, it all being commandments carved in stone and all that (sorry Mr. Spielberg, the Raiders would have had to go to Ethiopia not Egypt and all they had to do was ask someone and they would have been freely directed to the building where it is housed, perhaps it didn't make for a good story to have hero "Indy" Jones defending a plain square concrete brick building with a bit of fancy coloured lace woodwork adorning it), why was it on some forsaken mountain in the middle of a desert when it could have been in a land of milk and honey, not too far to the South of the evil land of the Pharaoh, and run by allies and protectors of his faith. According to the patriarch of the Christian church in Ethiopia the region adopted Judaism one thousand years before Christ while King Solomon ruled. (Interesting then that Israel was located in, effectively splitting in half, the then fledgling nation of Palestine.) Why didn't God correct Moses' course, or did Moses know better than God? And how come there was a temple of Solomon so far away from Ethiopia? Did someone build the temple and dedicate it to Solomon after thinking "We've got these rocks with the words of God inscribed on them we'd better put them somewhere safe." or was it already there waiting? One thing I would have done, and Moses didn't do, would have been to ask god for directions to the promised land during the inscribing of the Ten Commandments, or at least ask for a map during the conversation with the burning bush. Something, but no, Moses didn't he was brighter than that, he knew, even though Mrs Moses kept telling him to ask for directions, where he was going, and to his credit he never got there. Amazing. Were I to choose a prophet to follow and to found a religion upon I doubt very strongly that it would be someone lost in wilderness for forty years, just my own opinion.
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The Lime Juice TubMy mighty beast of burden, my mighty transport, is wounded and grounded for the time being, and I realise I haven't told the full story of what happened to disable my Ford Mondeo Ghia 2.0i, 16v, 5 speed, 5 door hatchback.
Back in December we got the car, our friend in whose driveway the car was sitting drove it over to our area under cover of darkness of night due to the fact that the machine had no road tax, was uninsured and carried no MOT(that's a mechanical warranty issued by government [Ministry Of Transport] approved locations that the machine is roadworthy). Both arrived safe and well and the vehicle was parked in the lane behind our apartment, off road, so that it would not be contested by any parking authority and there would be no fines. I then drove the vehicle, once again, furtively undercover of darkness to a parking spot behind an apartment building where we left a note on the vehicle (effectively appropriating a parking spot quasi-legally [Freya has a relative living in the apartment block]) to the effect that it would be moved once legal. I drove it a couple of times, furtively, while it was illegal, after all, you can't let a car just sit, batteries tend to run down and spiders can infest the exhaust pipe (I made that bit up to justify taking the car out for a spin) and we needed it for shopping anyway. So, the Lime Juice Tub sat and we moved it to the local Kwik-Fit garage to be made legal by obtaining an MOT and other repairs which included new brakes and and springs for the suspension, costing us £400.00, and a note to effect that our exhaust pipe will need replacing soon. We got the MOT and with the MOT combined with Insurance (£900.00 for a year because I have no "No claims Bonus") we were able to pay Road Tax, about £150.00 for 6 months and the car is finally street legal. Yahoo, let's go for a drive, so we did, and you can see the pictures taken while out on these drives, weekends usually, on my facebook page: (
www.facebook.com/salkamraikhi).
Anyway, we drove somewhere in the car almost every day, kids, new toys, you know that story. It was about two weeks or so ago that I noticed a change, after filling 20 litres of petrol into the car there was a strange halting, almost, if you will pardon the comparison, the feeling as one might get being the dog dragging its buttocks across the shag pile. My first thought was either there was water in the petrol tank or perhaps I had put the wrong fuel in the tank, that being diesel instead of petrol, I dismissed the second as the memory of which bowser I had picked up was clear in my mind. Still the motor hiccoughed when in low revolutions, particularly after shifting gears upward, there seemed to be a problem regaining the amount of revolutions required to run in the higher gear. I drove the car home and there seemed to be less trouble the further I drove, and being the forever optimist I thought the problem, with crossed fingers, toes and eyes, might just have rectified itself. Mechanical know-how and wishful thinking are usually at odds with one another, as they were in this case, and usually are.
We drove to Ikea, and from our flat it is quite a distance, we being on the East side of London and Ikea being on the North side of London. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "for crying out loud, how far can it be?", England is only a large postage stamp, well, it's a worthy distance, and driving a wounded Lime Juice Tub proved to be something of an error.
Let me take you through that day, it was a Wednesday. Freya now has Wednesdays off from her work, so we decided to spend the afternoon with a relaxing hike around probably one of the biggest showrooms on the planet (although there was that showroom in Frankenmuth, Michigan, that was massive and yes, bigger than the Ikea showroom, although the aisles there were straight and in Ikea it is a very flexible and winding path one follows, still, no competition, Frankenmuth wins) having lunch along the way. During this hike, Freya is fielding telephone calls from her friend Ayse who lives in Uckfield, near to Brighton, the English holiday resort. These phone calls suddenly change as the caller becomes Freya's elder son, informing her of the illness of her younger son, and what with there being a rift between them there are all kinds of problems contacting number 2 son. these conversations play out right until we arrive at the payment counter, fuses are short, tempers are fuming, purchases are rejected because Ikea does not honour American Express, the afternoon has been wasted and we now have to go to her son whom thankfully does not live too far away from us, we being in Redbridge and him in Gants Hill. On the journey there, the Lime Juice Tub hiccoughed a couple of times and I raised the issue of possible repairs with Freya who seemed to approve. On the journey home, because the engine was now blowing amounts of smoke and the hiccoughing was worsening, in my limited engineering capacity I thought there may be a problem with the clutch, knowing that some unscrupulous repairmen have an habit of placing sawdust in the gearbox (one day someone will tell me the worth of this strategy) and it probably wouldn't be above the English to do so. Perhaps the time of day had something to do with the hastening decline of the motor, instead of turning left when exiting the parking lot at Ikea, I turned right, taking an unfamiliar route instead of retracing my steps, this could have been male bravado, or at least in my mind an effort to get home quicker, after all when travelling North one turns to the right to head East, correct? Maybe so, London streets on the other hand have a different opinion, and the engineers that designed the city designed it with the notion that people are born, grow up and die in the same suburb, so there is no need for direction to other areas. The journey was long, time wasting and arduous on the motor, by the time I was able to move above second gear, that would be about 50 minutes into the journey, bless rush hour traffic, the hiccoughing effect had worsened. Slowing and stopping for corners made the revolutions fluctuate and as I passed through first and second gears the motor seemed to want to cough out more smoke than I had seen previously, white stuff, thick, looking much like the exhaust on an old steam engine. Then, when we arrived home, slowing for traffic lights caused the engine to stall. Dropping Freya off at a friends house, where she might glean the address of number 2 son, I drove home in a pall of smoke, stalling at each turn and light, the engine giving me nothing and then shooting me forward making me brake with might to prevent causing an accident. I parked the Lime Juice Tub for the evening, truly relieved to have made it home alive and without attracting the attention of the constabulary. The following Thursday morning I drove the Lime Juice Tub to Leyton and left it in the caring hands of the mechanics at Supreme Auto Repair, and after two days of waiting was told that either I needed a new engine or there was a serious damage to the head gasket in the vehicle.
One week ago today I brought the Lime Juice Tub home, weak, limping, blowing smoke, unable to maintain steady revolutions, and contacted my cousin Dave, motor mechanic. Last Saturday Dave looked over the engine, made some cursory tests and now my Lime Juice Tub sits awaiting Dave's return when I am to apprentice to him and we will conduct a more detailed search for the actual problem and hopefully resolve the problem and I will be able to once again take Freya on our brief yet so satisfying outings on the weekend. As for Freya's number 2 son, he is well and back to doing whatever he does.
TaTaForNow