HOTTESTBOY'S BLOG

A boss has to interview 4 girls for
secretary position. He asked tricky
Questions to each one of them..
Boss: "A woman normally has two set
of lips. What's the difference between
the two?"
First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't!"
Boss: "ok.. good!"
Second Girl: "one can talk but the
other can't!"
Boss: "that's better!"
Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other
is horizontal!"
Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"
Last Girl: "one is for my use & the
other is for my Boss!"
Boss: "you are selected!

The 10 Most Important People in a
Woman's Life:
1. The doctor because he says, "Take
off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open
Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,
"Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do
you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he
says, "Once you have it all in, you'll
love it!"
6. The banker because he says,” If you
take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest"
7. The police officer because he says,
"Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always
delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast
and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always
goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
and always eats what he shoots.

There were
two cows in a
paddock, enjoying the sun
and
eating some grass. The
first cow
said "Moo."And the
second cow
said "That's funny, I was
just
about to say that."

ATLAST THE
NONSENCE MTN
JAVA CHEAT IS OUT!

A woman and her ten- year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. Mom, said the boy, what are all those women doing? They' re waiting for their husbands to get off work, she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, Geez lady, why dont you tell him the truth? Theyre hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money. The little boys eyes get wide and he says, Is that true, Mom? His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, Mom, what happens to the babies those women have? most of them become taxi drivers, she said.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the ...hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

Dear Employees -Due to the
current financial situation
caused by the slowdown of
economy, Management has
decided to implement a
scheme to put workers of 60
years of age and above on
early retirement. ->This
scheme will be known as
RAPE (Retire Aged People
Early). ->Persons selected to
be RAPED can apply to
management to be eligible for
the SHAFT scheme ( Special
Help After Forced
Termination). ->Persons who
have been RAPED and
SHAFTED will be reviewed
under the SCREW programme
(Scheme Covering Retired
Early Workers). ->A person
may be RAPED once, SHAFTED
twice and SCREWED as many
times as Management deems
appropriate. ->Persons who
have been RAPED can only
get AIDS ( Additional Income
for Dependants & Spouse) or
- >HERPES (Half Earnings for
Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously
persons who have AIDS or
HERPES will not be SHAFTED
or SCREWED any further by
Management. - >Persons who
are not RAPED and are
staying on will receive as
much SHIT ( Special High
Intensity Training) as
possible. Management has
always prided itself on the
amount of SHIT it gives
employees. *Should you feel
that you do not receive
enough SHIT, please bring to
the attention of your
Manager. They have been
trained to give you all the
SHIT you can get.

Teacher: "children,
2mrw i wud lyk u 2 giv me an
example of a development dat
is curently bein build near ur
home and what r de advantage of it."

At de end of clas, teacher
asks al gals stay behind for 5
minutes.
Teacher: "young ladies i have
received numerous complaints
from your parents concenin Lil'
Johnny's rude remarks. It is
likely dat 4 2mrw he's goin 2
say sumthn dirty n to avoid
problems, wen he says anythn
dat appears rude, get up n
leave de class room"

Nxt day,
teacher askd Anita, Koosie n
teacher was impresd.
At dis
point, Lil' Johnny's hand
shoots up n teacher askd him.
Lil' Johnny: "near my home,
dey r buildin a strip-club"
As de young ladies got up n
proceeded 2 leave, Lil' Johnny
says, "Hey relax u lil'
prostitutes, it hasn't opened
yet!!".......................