HOTTESTBOY'S BLOG

Three tortoises,
Mick, Andy and Roy,decide to go on a picnic.

Mick packsThe picnic basket with
beer and sandwiches. The
trouble is that the picnic Site is
ten miles away So, it takes them ten days to get there.

Whenthey get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok
Roy give me the bottle opener" "I
didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it"Mick
gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the
bottle opener?"

Naturally
Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten milesfrom
home without a bottle opener.
Mick and Andy Beg Royto go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat allthe
Sandwiches.. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that
they will not eat theSandwiches, he finally
agrees.

So Roy sets off
down the road at a steady pace. 20
days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are
starving, but a Promise
is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a
promise Is a promise.
Finally
they can't take it any longer
so they take out a
Sandwich each, and just as they
are about To eat it, Roy pops up
from behind a rock andshouts, "I KNEW IT'......I'M
NOT FUKKIN' GOING!"