Yonah

Paper Jamie

Wednesday, 15. October 2008, 08:03:59

I was playing Super Paper Mario for the Nintendo Wii. Not exactly the most challenging game, but it's Mario so you know it's going to be a good time. This series just isn't hard enough when you compare the new games to the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES, but maybe it's just me.

The game has a large amount of humorous dialog, but when I read this I was so tickled by the resemblance that I just had to stop playing and grab the camera.

Jamie should get a lawyer and sue Nintendo for using her likeness.

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Comments

Anonymous # 15. October 2008, 22:16

the CAROL writes:

so i let Fat pig Jaim in on my myspace page, and she cries to the myspace team about how i used her picture and she had them removed. (what a baby!)BUT, the CAROL still has the pictures, and will continue to post them everytime they get delted. and if the CAROL gets deleted, i shall make a NEW myspace, only making the pics better and keeping it secret so i can make fun of the fatty. the CAROL hates the twins as much as Yonah. and its fun to make fun of fatties. nothing like a fat pig with a big ass to make my page wickedly awesome!

Yonah # 16. October 2008, 15:59

Heh heh, I should have warned you that was going to happen, but I think you know how piglet rolls by now. I can almost see the email now......

Dear MySpace:

I am a sweet princess who loves Tom and MySpace, but I was shocked and horrified to find THIS MEAN PERSON putting up pictures of me that imply I have a bit of a weight problem. Can you believe that? Of course, this is probably the 6th time I have contacted you about such a matter, so you probably already know I'm a bitch.

I realize I could have prevented this problem by A) Not being a fatty, or B) Not being a spoiled brat, but working on each of those would take time away from daydreaming about celebrities while finishing off my 4th box of Nabisco SnackWell cookies that day.

Please remove this horrible image that has me losing sleep and calories. Thank you. P.S. Is Tom Single and/or like being flirted with? Please let him know I'm a virgin online. ;-)

Anonymous # 20. October 2008, 23:16

Anonymous writes:

a bit of a weight problem? \

damn, that is no problem, that is a death sentance!!

yeah, i knew what she was going to do, but i wanted her to see that i used them.
and will continue to do so.

maybe she is cyber blowing tom or something..........

Anonymous # 3. November 2008, 20:33

Anonymous writes:

From: Jonah
To: Jamie
Date:Thu, 15 Jun 2006 4:29 am

My Beautiful Jamie,

You fall asleep so quickly.... which is perfect. It takes me 15 to 30 minutes to fall asleep, in that time I would hold you and kiss you while you were sleeping, and whisper to you. So that even in your dreams you know you are safe and loved. Only then could I rest peacefully. One day, by my side, you will never have to be victim to your thoughts before drifting off. I am yours.

I love you and miss you.

Your Jonah.

---Jonah

Yonah # 4. November 2008, 07:07

Once again, Jamie wobbled down to her local library to post on my blog. The email she posted is genuine. I was deeply in love with who I thought Jamie was when I wrote this. I'm not embarrassed by it because I know I'm not alone. Others who were close to her felt the way I did. It was so easy when you believe someone who tells you they love you. There is no foolproof way to avoid getting hurt when you begin to fall in love with someone, because your first instinct is to let your guard down so you can fall deeper. A natural mechanism Jamie exploited to the fullest. The only way to avoid it is to have a clear warning to avoid the person to begin with. That's the reason this blog exists as it does.

Like the many before me, Jamie wanted to talk on the phone with different guys before going to bed. Sometimes it was just chit chat. Other times it was hardcore phone sex. It was always about attention. Thinking back on it, I could have been anybody and it wouldn't have mattered. Jamie could pretend I'm anyone else but me, all she needed was a voice willing to tell her what she wanted. To be loved no matter what the cost. I was not content with this long distance romance. That's why I wrote to her, describing my desire to care for her in person, because that's what really matters. For Jamie, it didn't matter at all. At least not coming from me.

Anonymous # 4. November 2008, 22:27

Anonymous writes:

this girl is pathetic.
did she sit back and say... " ha ha, now i can make him look like a fool" when she posted your message? please. how childish of her.
the real sad thing is.... she lied and had someone fall for her, and she was a big fat liar. so sad.

sad.

Anonymous # 5. November 2008, 05:11

Jamie writes:

I didn't send in that message. I certainly don't need to use the library to post to your silly blog, you boney loser. I have better things to do with my life than waste any more time on you.

Yonah # 5. November 2008, 08:57

Whew! For awhile I was worried Jamie would keep coming back to my blog to harass me, but it looks like she is finally gone. Good thing she never goes back on her word.

Anonymous # 6. November 2008, 00:19

Anonymous writes:

If she has better things to do with her time then why did she bother defending herself?

If she didn't send that message then how did she know about it so fast and how did someone else get copies of her personal emails?

Doesn't add up?

"Boney loser"? The last time I checked it was more favorable to be thin than morbidly obese. Its certainly healthier.