This life of games and diligent trust....

Gesehen hier (klick).
Wer der englischen Sprache nicht mächtig ist hat leider ein kleines Problem, aber das soll mir egal sein...


Und los gehts:

I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.

My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?

Jonny (19:57)
was machste so?
Jonny (19:57)
außer fremde leute im ICQ ansprechen?
Hella (19:58)
ich mach chadde mit nen passr leutz
Jonny (19:59)
und du trainierst deine Rechtschreibschwäche?
Hella (19:59)
ich hasse dich
Hella (19:59)
du wixxer
Jonny (20:00)
haha
Jonny (20:00)
viel spaß morgen in der Hauptschule bei deinen Wahlfächern Singen, Tanzen und Basteln
Hella (20:01)
âja wie gut das ich auf die realschule gehe du penner
Jonny (20:01)
na ja auch diese Schulform geht langsam zugrunde

Heute die Fortsetzung von "Mein Auto". Damals hab ich ja mal mein Auto sauber gemacht und allerhand Schrott gefunden. Mal schauen was mein Schreibtisch so hergibt....

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