This life of games and diligent trust....

Und wieder ein paar Suchbegriffe, die Leute zu meinem Blog geführt haben:

ich ficke meine mutter
caught my sister
hattu keuschheitsgürtel
alt und geil
nutten in lüdenscheid
gone with the hoff
deutschtest einwanderer
killerstiefel
fuck you for 15 jähriger
ficken bonn köln
spermaentsorgung

J.D.: So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt.
Carla: You should bring it in sometime.

Turk: I love you.
Carla: Mmm. Now say it in Spanish.
Turk: Te amo.
Carla: Now...say it like Astro.
Turk: I ruv roo.

Carla: Hey Bambi, you know Mr. Simon made one of the night nurses cry?
J.D:: Which one?
Carla: Frank.
J.D.: Frank used to be a Navy SEAL.

Julie Keaton: Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market right now, and it has minimal side effects--only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: I'm gettin' two out of three just from the conversation!

Carla: (About Dr. Cox) Why does he keep going back to her?
Turk: I don't know. Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog.

J.D.: What is wrong with you? Is it because I called you "Smelliot"? Because I can't believe you haven't heard that before.
Elliot: J.D., I don't care if you call me that.
J.D.: Hey, everybody! She's cool with "Smelliot"!
The Todd: Oh! So he can call you "Smelliot", but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot: Not the same, Todd!
The Todd: Hmph!

J.D.: Jason, when you're filling out a female patient's exam report, her breasts can be "healthy" or "unhealthy", but never "bangin' double-Ds".

Dr. Kelso: You know the difference between you and me, Dorian?
J.D.: Your melon-sized prostate, sir?

Elliot: Hey roomie, I went shopping. This couch reminded me of my grandpa, he used to drive around in a car just like it. You know, until he was killed in that seven car pile-up.
J.D.: Seven car pile-up would be a good name for a rock band.
Elliot: Yes, you told me that on the day he died.

Ein Ehepaar Mitte 40 im Media Markt lässt sich in der Haushaltswarenabteilung von einem Angestellten beraten. Es läuft eine "Alt-gegen-Neu-Aktion". Bei dem Kauf eines Neugerätes bekommt das Ehepaar Rabatt, wenn es ein altes Gerät beim Kauf zurück gibt.

Verkäufer: "Haben Sie denn nichts Unnützes im Keller?"
Mann: "Doch, unseren Sohn."

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