This life of games and diligent trust....

<Fanny> mir is langweilig, und ich bin gerade geil
<Fanny> hast lust auf cs?
<Jonny> ja gib ma IP
<Jonny> Welche Map? Willste T oder CT sein?
<Jonny> ich hab nen paar Kumpels die würden auf den Server Joinen
<Jonny> hallo?
<Jonny> wasn jetzt? haste angst zu verlieren du Kackn00b
<Fanny> hääää?

<Maddyn> i search contacts to learn english. can you help me?
<Jonny> no
<Jonny> i can't speak english
<Jonny> my english is so poor you won't succeed in getting better, maybe you find another mate who can help you
<Maddyn> ok I search another person. Thank you

Head->Table:D

<Talya> they were 2 terrorists
<Talya> who wanted to bomb together..but the first one hurted the other one so the other one didnt bombed and got shot by the police
<Talya> one person died from the bomb
<Talya> its only one, so its not so bad
<Jonny> one arab?
<Talya> no, one died on the bomb with the 2 arabs that made it
<Jonny> so the arabs lost this in fact...
<Talya> why???
<Jonny> 2-1 for Israel

lemonlimeskull: Keith dodged a serious bullet thanks to his massive stupidity.
Opium: Hmm?
lemonlimeskull: Well, as you may know he lost his license months ago
lemonlimeskull: So he's been biking everywhere, which has lead to him losing a bunch of weight
lemonlimeskull: He bikes to Walmart today and as soon as he gets to the electronics department, realizes his wallet's fallen out, probably somewhere along the highway.
lemonlimeskull: So he takes the memory card he wanted, puts it up in his baggy sleeve, and goes to leave.
killjay: Uh oh
lemonlimeskull: Yeah.
lemonlimeskull: Naturally, security stops him as he gets within 5 feet of the front doors. This huge obese woman who is obviously having a really bad day - or just hates her job.
killjay: o shit
lemonlimeskull: She stops him, GRABS his arm, RIPS up his sleeve, and WRENCHES the card out of his hand.
lemonlimeskull: He knows he's screwed so he starts crying in the middle of the fucking store. He cries all the way back to the security office, and everyone's staring at him the whole way.
Opium: So he's sitting in jail right now
lemonlimeskull: That's the awesome part. The manager takes a look at him, notices the bike helmet, poorly fitting clothes, lack of any ID whatsoever, and the fact that he's crying like a three year old.
killjay: .... -_-
lemonlimeskull: Yes. He was let go and the security woman got chewed out for hurting a "retarded kid".

<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!