Friday, 27. November 2009, 14:54:14
So..... I have beeñ away for a whileN reason is as follows
The other night after leaving a club (clearly pissed) a young stocky guy says to me "can I see your drivers" mmmm well I assumed that seeing as I was not in a car he ment my meat muppet,
So I whip it out with a smile, so the dude tries to grab me..... As metrosexual as I am hey I draw the line at having my member grabbed so in a moment of grumpyness I kick his ass
Turns out it was a cop...... So I have just been a guest of the south african govt lol
Friday, 20. November 2009, 13:59:50
Ok cubana in blouberg rocks .... Ask for a waiter called ginger dude is legend he even offered to drive me home ...... Ok ok ok so he is gay lol,
Next name and shame is bentleys in a word BLEH dirty toilets agro bouncers and a bar full of junkies mmmmm pointless pub only good thing about it is the bouncers proved to be rather fun
Last bar was the "thirsty turtle" legend bar great sound service and crowd , in fact I am back in it
Thursday, 19. November 2009, 04:51:08
So last night I went out for dinner (doogles on marine drive) legend food great service and cold tequila ..... Two words FUCKING OUTSTANDING,
Then off to do some seal clubbing I started at thirsty turtle good music fat boy slim etc but crap service and warm tequila so moved on to next place blah blah blah, point I want to make is how many couples don't talk they just sit looking at other people mmmmm what's up with that?
Guys need to remember that firstly the reason ýou are dating the lady is she rocks .... Try telling her, secondly guys forplay starts with conversation not with a ass slap after the rugby.
So point is guys pick up your game and respect woman more and pay more attention to yÓur lady or guys like me will do it for you
Sunday, 15. November 2009, 12:19:54
beach, Cape town, Sex
Its tourist season now, so we have a town full of snow white fat people running around acting like total dickheads
No parking and worst is they come up to you and ask stupid questions .... " Is that a surfboard" ..... No numbnut its a solar powered ironing board .....
Well on the up side of it is what we call seal clubbing , this is picking up the out of town woman and having meanless random sex mmmmm
I would rather have my parking back and the beach empty
Friday, 13. November 2009, 16:15:55
[heavy breathing]
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
[continuing heavy breathing]
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
I want to undress you
Wanna caress you, (wanna caress you)
Don`t wanna be coy [barely audible] (coy hoy)
It's time to get me off
I want to undress you
Wanna caress you, (wanna caress you)
Don`t wanna be coy [softly] (coy hoy)
It's time to get me off
Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off
You're my poison and I cannot get enough
Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off
You're my poison and I cannot get enough
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off (games, games) (get me off!)
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
You got to get me off!
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
I want to undress you
Wanna caress you, (wanna caress you)
Don`t wanna be coy [normal volume] (coy hoy)
It's time to get me off
I want to undress you
Wanna caress you, (wanna caress you)
Don`t wanna be coy
It's time to get me off
Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off
You're my poison and I cannot get enough (take it)
Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off
You're my poison and I cannot get enough
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off (games, games) (get me off!)
Get me off (get me off!)
Get me off
Get me off (get me off!)
You got to get me off!
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
(take-take it, take it)
[louder] (take-take it, take it)
(get me off, so good)
[heavy breathing]
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body with me
The music's pumpin and I wish you'd do the same to me
I (come on, you know you can do it, you know you wanna do it)
You`re so freaky, treat me, make me come
Oh baby baby please (give your body to me)
You got to get me off
([male] get me off)
Get me off
Get me off
Get me off
You got to get me off
([male] get me off)
[repeating] Get me off
Give your body to me
Give your body to me
Let your body be free, free
Your body, your body
It's time to get me off
[heavy breathing]
Thursday, 12. November 2009, 16:18:22
I am starting to believe no one reads these blog mmmm lol well I guess its healthy to vent anyway
Thursday, 12. November 2009, 11:45:56
2010
So we have the football world cup here in sa in about 200 days mmmm I wonder if the south africans have any concept of how many ppl will be here, the stadiums are still not ready the roads are far from done and hey guess what our crime is still totally out of control.
The govt has now asked all us foreign bodyguards to help with security ...... We are already booked out to pvt clients, why on earth would we accept a govt rate lol , hey if I wanted rubbish pay for hard work then I would have stayed in the British army.
I just hope this country pulls this off and does not become the laughing stock of the world, even with all its problems I still think this is the nicest country I have ever lived in
Monday, 9. November 2009, 15:15:37
tequila, capetown, Sunset
And monday ends, after sundays hectic storms today has been awesome chilled and a perfect beach day
I find that after so much time spent in such a agro trade I became rather hard and forgot to enjoy life ..... So time to pour a tequila and watch the sun set
Friday, 6. November 2009, 21:11:15
change, Cape town, clubs, drivers
Does the wind ever stop?So this is cape town mmmm ..... Not what I expected when I left jhb , guess I should start at the front and not a pulp fiction ending
I am a ex bodyguard that decided I needed a change so I shot my bosses car ...... Don't we all hate car alarms? ..... And moved to ct .
Ok first thing down here I noticed is all the cars move slower , must be the sea air I guess next thing is the club bouncers are polite wtf lol
What I plan to do with this blog is give my view on ct ppl places and events I hope I don't bore you all too much but hey if I do let me know .... I am to shallow to get offended
WIDGETIZE