Random cape town

So..... I have beeñ away for a whileN reason is as follows

The other night after leaving a club (clearly pissed) a young stocky guy says to me "can I see your drivers" mmmm well I assumed that seeing as I was not in a car he ment my meat muppet,
So I whip it out with a smile, so the dude tries to grab me..... As metrosexual as I am hey I draw the line at having my member grabbed so in a moment of grumpyness I kick his ass

Turns out it was a cop...... So I have just been a guest of the south african govt lol