Excuse me while I offend everyone.

Well, where is it going to be, punk? Is some future employer going to Google you and find grainy videos of your pimply ass in some trashy porno that you filmed for shits and giggles? Probably not, due to the high rate in which multimedia files disappear off the internet. However, text seems to hang around a hell of a lot longer, getting cached on some backwater archive site for no valid reason whatsoever. So your steamy fanfics will last forever for everyone to see, no wonder all the smart folks use pseudonyms on the internet.

Okay, you all knew this already, I get it, I felt like being helpful. I'll be sure never to help you jerkasses again.