On Many Subjects

I work from home, but I have contact with a lot of people during the day. One is the lady who takes care of billing for the clients. I am supposed to send reports to her on a daily basis, telling her what I did the previous day so I can get paid. Soooooo, in an IM conversation:

CB: I am missing your report for [insert client name] for 6/19.
ME: I thought I sent it. Hold on and let me check.
CB: OK.
ME: Geez, I am like a two-year old. I got distracted when I was sending my reports this morning and didn't get back to them. Sorry about that.
CB: LOL!!! Saw something shiny, did you?
ME: That's FUNNY! How did you know?
CB: I have been there many times, myself.
ME: I wonder if I will ever out-grow this?
CB: Not as long as you keep on working as a Virtual Assistant.
ME: I'm doomed!
CB: But, isn't it fun juggling... let me see, you have five clients, now... Isn't it fun juggling five clients? So how many balls to do you have in the air, right now?
ME: All of them. I am just hoping they don't all come down at the same time.
CB: LOL!!!
ME: A couple of them are pretty big and I could get a concussion.
CB: And at least one of them is shiny.