Who Says Culinary School Isn't Funny?
Tuesday, 22. July 2008, 11:10:39
Then, the threats start. Mom or Dad begin by saying to the new student, "If you make anything less than an A on everything, I will repossess your freaking braces... retroactively." Ouch! Well, you really don't need your teeth to cook, I suppose, but knocking the kid's teeth out will ruin their chances to star on Top Chef or the Next Food Channel Star, or something. That's what they all want: A chance to shove Rachel Ray off the pedestal. Sadly, they don't realize that only the most talented will go on to TV greatness, unless they are Giada Delaurentis and they have famous relatives who can get them into show biz. Most of these eager, over-achievers will end up as head cook at a Waffle House or maybe as assistant chef at the Holiday Inn. Hey! It's a living.
So, they sign up for culinary school and discover that they have to work at it because this isn't just heating up Microwavable MacNCheese, which is their cooking experience to day. I hear students in the corridor, "They didn't tell me I had to wash dishes, man. Bogus!" I shout out of my office door, "Stop your whining. You have automatic dishwashers." Of course, the inevitable reply is, "Not for the pans, man."
OK. You got me there.








unlisted # 22. July 2008, 11:17
KayFour # 22. July 2008, 11:18
momable # 23. July 2008, 22:08
Mickeyjoe_irl # 3. August 2008, 22:58
Kids today
KayFour # 4. August 2008, 10:30