On Many Subjects

Coworker: Have you seen the new Admission's guy? He is gorgeous.
Me: I know! He looks like a combination of Ricky Ricardo and Ricardo Montalban.
CW: Very sexy!
Me: With a delicious accent.
ModSquad member Lincoln Hayes: Who are you girls talking about?
CW: The new guy
ModSquad member Pete Cochran: Are you ladies drooling over the new guy?
ModSquad member Julie Barnes: Uh huh! He is very pretty.
Pete: So, Linc, I guess you have been knocked off your pedestal.
Linc: Those women don't know a good thing when they see it.
Pete: Face it, Linc. You are not the Number One Stud anymore. They have traded you in for the tall Mexican guy.
Linc: Women just don't know what they want.
Pete: Linc, you are the looser.
Linc: But, I dress better than him. That should be worth something.
CW: He smells better than you do. Very sexy cologne.
Julie: I would so do him. In a heart beat. And I wouldn't even think about my husband. At least, not until afterward.
Me: You know the best thing about him? He makes good coffee.
Pete: You are so easy.
Me: I wouldn't be a bit surprised.