On Many Subjects

Okay, so I moved into my new apartment on Saturday and the Internet was supposed to be turned on by the time I got there. Guess what? No Internet. I called the Cable Company to tell them that I had no signal, which meant no Internet and no TV and they said they would send the guy over on Monday. I spent my lunch break with Cable Guy.

He shows up and I SWEAR his butt crack was showing as he bent over to investigate the problem to my cable. Every time he bent over, I saw more than I wanted to. But, he did fix the cable.

Sidebar: Showing one's butt crack is probably the least classy thing there is. Or so I thought.
Then, this:
Cable Guy: I am going to give you my card. Call me if you have any problems.
Me: I thought I had to call the cable company, first.
CG: No. You can call me for anything.
Me:.....
CG: I mean, if you need a man for anything, at all. I don;t have a girlfriend right now.
Me: What makes you think I need a man?
CG: I'm just saying.
Me: Thank you.
CG: I mean it. You can call me.
Me: If I need anything from you, I will call.
CG: I live about three miles from here.
Me: All right.
CG: Oh. You got cats.
Me: Yes, I do. Two of them.
CG: I used to have a cat, but I always forgot to feed her. She died.
Me:.....
CG: I don't have a cat, now.
Me: You just told me she starved to death, so I know.
CG: Oh, no! She didn't starve. She was hit by a car.
Me: Oh.
CG: So, you will call me?
Me: I don't think so.
CG: Call me.
Me:........