My OperaCar Repairs
Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:21:02 PM
Me: My car is making a funny noise.
Repairman: Then, turn the raido off.
Me: Oh, you're one of those funny car repairmen.
Rep: No, not really.
Me: I was making a joke
Rep: Wasn't very funny.
Me: Give me my keys. I am going to get this fixed somehwere else, you Stupid, no-sense-of-humor-having, butt-crack-showing, dirty-too-small-blue jeans-wearing, front-teeth-missing, jazz-music-hating asshole.
Repairman: Then, turn the raido off.
Me: Oh, you're one of those funny car repairmen.
Rep: No, not really.
Me: I was making a joke
Rep: Wasn't very funny.
Me: Give me my keys. I am going to get this fixed somehwere else, you Stupid, no-sense-of-humor-having, butt-crack-showing, dirty-too-small-blue jeans-wearing, front-teeth-missing, jazz-music-hating asshole.
ERWINWulpen # Thursday, March 12, 2009 1:59:47 PM
Sarah angel292005 # Friday, March 13, 2009 2:31:31 AM
Salspooksister # Saturday, March 14, 2009 5:11:29 AM
That's the opposite of my mechanic - I went to him to diagnose a subtle noise in my vehicle before I sold it so that if a potential buyer asked me about it then I could say what it was. He didn't think the noise was anything significant but couldn't tell me what it was and said "just leave the radio on and they'd never hear it"
Kay FourKayFour # Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:41:38 PM
Peter AndrusakPeterAndrusak33 # Sunday, April 19, 2009 7:08:03 PM