On Many Subjects

My neighbors are too much fun. I heard the following this morning while I was brushing my teeth:

Him: What in the hell do you want?

Her: I need to use the bathroom.

Him: But, I'm using it.

Her: Well, hurry it up. I need to use it.

Him: Get out of here.

Her: I really need to use it.

Him: You can use it when I'm done... And I plan to leave the seat up.

It is possible to nearly choke on one's toothbrush.