My OperaParents: 1-Kid: 0... And the winner is...
Sunday, October 30, 2011 3:47:53 PM
How's this for a really good idea?
Parents: If you want to make certain that your daughter or son doesn't get involved too soon with opposite sex, upon meeting the object of your child's affection for the first time, simply say. "It is nice to finally meet you. I wanted to apologize to you for walking in on you when you and [insert child's name] were making out."
After the object of your child's affection leaves because they think your child cheated on them, your child will say, "I never made out with him/her in my life and now, I never will."
Smile, in that wise parent way you have and say, "I know."
Parents: If you want to make certain that your daughter or son doesn't get involved too soon with opposite sex, upon meeting the object of your child's affection for the first time, simply say. "It is nice to finally meet you. I wanted to apologize to you for walking in on you when you and [insert child's name] were making out."
After the object of your child's affection leaves because they think your child cheated on them, your child will say, "I never made out with him/her in my life and now, I never will."
Smile, in that wise parent way you have and say, "I know."
Sansanshan # Sunday, October 30, 2011 4:03:35 PM
Turquoise Tanglesjbaird # Sunday, October 30, 2011 7:32:49 PM
Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Monday, November 14, 2011 1:37:39 AM
Well done.
Kay FourKayFour # Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:56:10 PM
My children are all adults, now. Maybe I should have known about this years ago. I may have saved them some trouble... on the other hand, they had some life-lessons learned, albeit the hard way.
Kay FourKayFour # Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:56:54 PM
Originally posted by Mickeyjoe-Irl:
My kids are all grown, but I do have grandchildren... hmmmmm. Maybe an opportunity is waiting just around the corner.