My OperaFly Hunter-Episode 2
Thursday, August 26, 2010 12:13:37 PM
Fly Hunter: I've had a good rest and now, it is time to start the hunt again. This time, I am going to be even MORE clever than the Dangerous House Fly.
Fly Hunter's Assistant: That looks like a butterfly net.
FH: That is exactly what it is. That cheeky bugger won't get away, again.
Assistant: But the holes in the net are big enough that the fly can go right through them.
FH: I am the world famous Fly Hunter! I know what I'm doing!
Assistant: I'm just saying...
FH: It'll work.
Assistant: No, it won't.
FH: Trust me.
Assistant: OOOOOOO! Be careful Fly Hunter!
FH: Be careful? I haven't started hunting, yet.
Assistant: I know, but I don't want you to break up all the furniture.
FH: So, it's not ME you're worried about.
Assistant: You know how it is with Television. It's all about ratings. People WANT to see you fail, you know. But, I want a place to sit down, later.
FH: But, I won't fail.
Assistant: Yes, you will.
FH: And there it is! The Dangerous House Fly! On the dining room table.
DHF: I ate all the bits of food left on the table, so I am ready for him!
FH: I am going to bring down this butterfly net and capture the DHF.
DHF: And I am going to fly away... just like always. See? Piece of cake!
Assistant: OOOOOOOOO Fly Hunter! You broke the priceless vase that was in the center of the table. And the DHF is still ALIVE!
Then, the Fly Hunter starts smacking everything in the house, repeatedly missing the DHF. Furniture breaks, pictures fall off the wall, and there is even a crack in the back door. Exhausted, the Fly Hunter slides to the floor and the DHF lands on his head. In a desparate attempt to finally capture the DHF, the Fly Hunter smacks himself in the head with the butterfly net and promptly knocks himself cold.
Assistant: I told him it wouldn't work.
Stayed tuned for MORE episodes of THE FLY HUNTER.
Sidebar: In this episdoe of the FLY HUNTER, the Fly Hunter is played by K4's brother, J4 and The Assistant is played by none other than K4-The blogger who is "Famous Among Several." The DHF is played by an ordinary house fly that is still buzzing around my kitchen after a week of hunting.
Fly Hunter's Assistant: That looks like a butterfly net.
FH: That is exactly what it is. That cheeky bugger won't get away, again.
Assistant: But the holes in the net are big enough that the fly can go right through them.
FH: I am the world famous Fly Hunter! I know what I'm doing!
Assistant: I'm just saying...
FH: It'll work.
Assistant: No, it won't.
FH: Trust me.
Assistant: OOOOOOO! Be careful Fly Hunter!
FH: Be careful? I haven't started hunting, yet.
Assistant: I know, but I don't want you to break up all the furniture.
FH: So, it's not ME you're worried about.
Assistant: You know how it is with Television. It's all about ratings. People WANT to see you fail, you know. But, I want a place to sit down, later.
FH: But, I won't fail.
Assistant: Yes, you will.
FH: And there it is! The Dangerous House Fly! On the dining room table.
DHF: I ate all the bits of food left on the table, so I am ready for him!
FH: I am going to bring down this butterfly net and capture the DHF.
DHF: And I am going to fly away... just like always. See? Piece of cake!
Assistant: OOOOOOOOO Fly Hunter! You broke the priceless vase that was in the center of the table. And the DHF is still ALIVE!
Then, the Fly Hunter starts smacking everything in the house, repeatedly missing the DHF. Furniture breaks, pictures fall off the wall, and there is even a crack in the back door. Exhausted, the Fly Hunter slides to the floor and the DHF lands on his head. In a desparate attempt to finally capture the DHF, the Fly Hunter smacks himself in the head with the butterfly net and promptly knocks himself cold.
Assistant: I told him it wouldn't work.
Stayed tuned for MORE episodes of THE FLY HUNTER.
Sidebar: In this episdoe of the FLY HUNTER, the Fly Hunter is played by K4's brother, J4 and The Assistant is played by none other than K4-The blogger who is "Famous Among Several." The DHF is played by an ordinary house fly that is still buzzing around my kitchen after a week of hunting.
